Zenith

In recognition of National Mirthful Decay Awareness Month, for a modest fee someone on staff will viciously pelt you with a rubber chicken in the back room. Reservations are suggested.

I’m kidding. It’s not really Mirthful Decay Awareness Month, and I am fresh out of rubber chickens anyway.

But it is actually National Pride Month, and Sunday is parade day. It is also the Arts Festival, so if you do happen to hear strange groans from the back room, it will be me beating myself over the head with whatever I can find in lieu of a rubber chicken… for actually opening for brunch anyway.

I think next year I will make my own submission to Congress to name the month of June National Community Events and Traffic Obstruction Month.

Anyway, we have a dandy menu this week, so come on down after you watch the parade, and then go buy some art at the festival. Life is too short to live without art.