Chippy the Elf
11/29/2019
We're Baaaaa-aaack!!!
We're a day late because SOMEONE (::cough cough:: Baby Reindeer Andy ::cough cough::) forgot to pack our passports before take off and we were detained at the Colorado Wall for trying to enter the state illegally.
As much as I insisted that we did have the appropriate paperwork and that we weren't trying to sneak into Colorado in the dead of night, I was still thrown into a crumpled up gift box with only a rusty pail of spoiled egg nog. I swear I heard Bumble (my Christmas nemesis) in the background cackling with glee, saying, "This is payback for last year Elf Boy!" I KNEW that bastard was behind this!
Mrs. Claus finally arrived with our attorney, Pepper Mintstick, and our passports and we were finally released and sent on our way. I could hear Bumble shouting, "This isn't over Elf Boy! Vengeance will be MINE!"
We arrived at our Host Home just as the sun started to rise. We barely had time to leave our little welcome back gifts before our Littles started to stir. We're so excited to be back for another Christmas!
As for Bumble.....we're ready Snow Boy.....BRING....IT....ON!
11/25/2018
My Dash-1 Little has been in the hospital since before Halloween. I thought I'd surprise her with a little visit last night, but it seems that Bumble is up to his old tricks and decided to tag along. He seemed a little out of sorts when he got here, so I thought I'd be nice and check his blood pressure, as well as give him a little something to help him "sleep"
11/24/2018
We're baaaaccckkk!!!!
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