Pet Nanny

Grass inspector reporting for duty. 10/10, would roll again.🐶🌴

🐾 Meet Nash — the sweetest little guy with a big heart and an even bigger love for his emotional support toy. 💛

Sometimes, Nash needs his favorite ball in tow just to feel brave enough to go outside. That toy has seen all four (sometimes five!) laps around the neighborhood… unless Nash catches an interesting smell and forgets all about it. 😅

Does your fur baby have a comfort toy they must have on walks or car rides? Drop a pic below—we’d love to see them! 🐶

Sometimes I’m able to squeeze in a quick, last-minute check-in, like I did over Fourth of July weekend. One of my regular clients reached out to see if I could swing by and walk their pup, and of course I said yes. When they got home, they let me know they had left a little something for me on the porch—and honestly, it just made my day.

I recently had the opportunity to watch Lil Junie a couple of weeks ago. She embodies the perfect blend of spice and sweetness! She is fascinated by water….till she has to take a bath 😂😂

Love!

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Swiping Right for the Real MVPs: The Pets

As a 25-year-old woman navigating the chaotic world of dating apps, I’ve developed a simple but foolproof swiping system: pets equal priority. No pet in the profile? I might pause, analyze, and debate. But if there’s a dog, cat, or any kind of furry (or even scaly) friend? That’s a guaranteed 25% increase in swipe probability.

Of course, once we match, my first line is rarely about the guy himself. Instead, the real star of the show gets all the attention:
— “What’s their name?”
— “How old are they?”
— “Are they your pet, or did you strategically borrow them for this photo?”

The responses vary. Some proudly gush about their beloved fur baby, while others sheepishly admit, “Oh yeah, that’s actually my sister’s dog.” I’ve even had a guy confess he borrowed a friend’s golden retriever for one afternoon just to get better matches. Honestly? I respect the hustle.

Do these conversations always lead to a date? Not necessarily. But do I regret swiping just to talk about someone’s pet for five minutes? Never. Because in the end, I may not always find love—but at least I always find a cute or funny animal to obsess over.

( come on tell me this isn’t funny 😆)