Adulting Is A Scam

It's a journey, not a destination.

What are your lazy plans for the weekend? 🛋️

I am an advocate for silence.

Who is stuck in a useless meeting right now? 🤫

I am merely mirroring the vibe.

How petty are we getting with reply times? ⏳

It's a hostage situation at this point.

Tag your partner in crime! 👯‍♀️

And now it's been 3 weeks and it's too awkward to reply.

Who is guilty of this? 🙋‍♀️

Hustle culture is over. We are resting.

Who is joining the nap revolution? 💤

Social battery status: 0%. Who else is currently rebooting? 🔋

The most boring purchases hurt the most.

What's the most boring thing you bought this week? 🧻

And then cleaning up the kitchen. It never ends.

What are you having for dinner? Help me decide. 🍕

Personal growth comes in many forms.

Tag a friend who needs to hear this. 😂