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10/26/2026
๐ THE JERSEY DEVIL BURGER ๐
Apparently, our burgers needed more attitude. So we added Jersey.
A juicy burger stacked with Taylor ham, a fried egg, and enough Jersey sauce to make your napkin have an identity crisis.
Itโs big. Itโs messy. It looks like it would cut you off in traffic and blame YOU. ๐๐
And before somebody starts the โTaylor ham or pork rollโ argumentโweโre in South Carolina. Eat your burger. ๐
Come Grumpy. Leave Happy. Bring extra napkins.
10/26/2026
Can The Grumpy Mustache family spread some love to South Paw Rescue? ๐
10/21/2026
When we aren't messing up people's food, we're out here saving the planet. ๐๐
10/15/2026
Now that weโve gotten burnt bacon, dry BLTs, and tasteless chicken out of the wayโฆ weโre coming in hot this week to ruin another fan favorite:
The Stoufferโs TV dinner Salisbury steak. ๐
You remember. Youโd wrestle with the TV antenna, smack the side of the television, and sit down to rip open that red cardboard box like youโd just secured meemaw's Sunday best.
Peel back the film, catch a steam burn, and there it was: a mysterious hunk of โprobably beefโ emerging from its gravy swamp. Dinner AND a guessing game. What a time to be alive. ๐
Well, Chef Keith whipped up our version, and I walked away shaking my mustache in delightful disgust. The audacity of this man to put actual effort into something we used to eat during commercial breaks.
You want it? We got it.
Minus the red box, the microwave, and the good moods.
Come Grumpy, Leave Crispy...or whatever Stacey said.
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