The Grumpy Mustache

Suck it, Patrick. 😆 🤣 😂

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🚨 SNEAK PEEK ALERT 🚨
We've got something EXTRA grumpy brewin' behind the scenes... 😎
Thank you Arcane Apparel!!

That's right. The Grumpy Mustache swag line is finally making its way into the world, whether the world is ready for it or not. 🍔😒

Featuring: ✅ Questionable management ✅ Unmatched grumpiness ✅ Locally-owned attitude ✅ Zero concern for your fashion advice.

This is just the beginning. We've got shirts, hats, and other questionable life choices on the way. 👀
Soon you'll be able to represent your favorite locally-owned establishment that's been surviving purely on caffeine, sarcasm, and spite since day one. 💪😂

Stay tuned, ya'll. The grump is about to become wearable.

😎🍔🔥

You know what? We're naming a burger after you, Patrick! 🍔

Introducing The One & Done Burger™ — ordered exactly once, reviewed forever.

Comes topped with:
🧂 Extra salt
🧅 A pile of onions
🥒 Pickles (because someone will complain about those too)
💩 A side of "tough" 💩

And of course, it includes a lifetime commitment to never come back. 😆🤣😂

Thank you for the unending amounts of inspiration, Patrick. We couldn't do this without people who visit one time. 💰 😆 🤣

Stay tuned for an overpriced burger that's not very good, y'all. 👀😒😆🤣😂

We'll be serving it alongside our new signature cocktail:

🍹 The Strong Opinion — made with zero facts, one experience, and a finish that lingers online for years.

Reservations are not required, but announcing your departure from the restaurant on the internet is strongly encouraged.

Thoughts and prayers to everyone forced to endure a $65 meal for three people. 🙏🍔

Well butter our mustaches and crank the volume... 🎸🥁

Tonight, the mustache is trading peace and quiet for live music and questionable decisions.

Southern Comfort Myrtle Beach hits the stage at 7PM, and apparently ya’ll convinced us to open the doors for social interaction. 😎

Cold drinks. Loud music. Grumpy bartenders pretending they’re annoyed you came.
The usual. 😒🍻🔥

See ya tonight 😘

🚨💧 WELL SLAP MY MUSTACHE AND CALL ME HYDRATED… 💧🚨

WE’VE GOT RUNNING WATER, YA’LL. 🙌🚿🍻

The pipes are flowing, the grill is firing back up, and we’ll be swinging the doors open shortly because apparently adulthood requires us to work now. 😒🔥

We’ve got some catching up to do from earlier… so if you didn’t have dinner plans — YOU DO NOW. 🍔🍺😏

Come help us recover emotionally from today’s chaos the best way possible:
with cold drinks, hot food, and questionable customer service. 🖤🤣

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