Daily adventures

"Sweet Young Lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.

When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.

When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!”

To that she replies “Well, come here and I’ll warm them between my legs.”

He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing.

The twist at the end made me laugh out loud ⬇⬇⬇"

BEST JOKE EVER: Jay owned a great big farm.

He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses, and cows.

But then one day, one of his horses became constipated, so he went to the vet, and the doctor gave him some big pills and a pipe. The doctor instructed him to put a pill in the pipe, stick the pipe up the horse's ass, and blow as hard as he could.

Jay went home and did exactly what the vet told him to do. ⬇️ (Continuation in first comment)😂👇

My husband, who works as a plumber, sent me a picture today while he was at work. He found something by the sink that caught his curiosity but was too shy to ask the owner about it. Does anyone know what it might be? It looks like soap but is made of steel.