Euphobia

Hey y’all, the Malnuminous Nightmare CDs have finally come in!

Tonight you can hear a couple songs of ours on Xavier's Listenin' Local on 88.3 WLFC along with many other local artists! Be sure to tune in between 5 and 7 pm today!

Had a great time playing with Extinction Agenda Demon By Design Volcandra Ignominious and The Convalescence last night!! if you have any footage from last night, post it and tag us!!

It was on this exact date many years ago where one specific womb expulsion broughteth forth a particularly fergaliciously phenomenal and splendiverous creature whomst we call Jordan. The boinker of the drums and keeper of the sauce secrets with a voice so sublime and stupendous that it often attracts a flock of callers both appreciated and unsolicited. If we were to speak his true name out loud, it would bring forth the prophecies of rapture and end of days, so we keep it locked away surreptitiously as humanly possible. Love you Jordan, hope your day is filled with the most gayety and cheerfulness. ❤️🦩🦕