Conversations With Ima

Ima: "Hey guys, I'm a little worried about Doug not coming straight home from his trip."

Zelda: "Suck it up butter cup. You have a rug to go potty on and toys to throw to show your grief."

El Chapo: "Don't worry Ima, I'll take care of you. You're my buddy."

Ima: "Thanks El Chapo, you always have my back."

Zelda: "Okay, well I need to create a couple of fake accounts. Doug is giving $25 to anyone who can guess his 'undisclosed location' and I know where the bone head is."

Ima: "Wait, what? How do you know where he is?"

Zelda: "I have my ways, let's just say I have a sixth sense for these things. I need to buy some more Zelda NFTs. They're gonna blow up!"

El Chapo: "Ha! Good luck with that, Zelda. You're always on the lookout for your next big investment."

Ima: "I just hope Doug is okay and comes home soon. But in the meantime, let's enjoy some treats and play with our toys."

Zelda: Hey El Chapo, what's up?

El Chapo: Hey Zelda, I've got some great news! is going to see perform at the Heymann Center this weekend!

Zelda: Who's Neko Case? I've never heard of her.

Ima: Oh, she's a former member of the band !

El Chapo: Actually, no she's not.

Ima: That's what Doug says and he heard it from a music expert.

Zelda: Who's the expert?

Ima: .

Zelda: Well if Astor said it, it must be true!

El Chapo: Have you two ever seen a picture of Nekko Case? She could be the granddaughter of Heart's members. I think Astor was messing with Doug because he's so far out of the music scene these days that he thinks Taylor Swift is a brand of jeans.

Zelda: (laughing) Man, Doug is going to be so surprised when they don't play Barracuda!

Ima: (laughing) Maybe I'll tell him before the show this Sunday.

El Chapo: (laughing) After he left you last week for four days, came home, went fishing, then flew out for six days, I think he deserves to be surprised. Besides, her music is good!

Zelda: (laughing) You're right, let's see how he reacts!