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!! T.W.E.R.K and Blazeball Experience All Star Sunday Funday!!!
Happy Saturday T.W.E.R.K Family!!! For the past 11 Weeks the T.W.E.R.K and Blazeball Experience has been one of the most epic events in Houston Kickball History. Thus Sunday will be the grand finale and we are inviting the entire Houston Metroplex Kickball Family to come out and have a great time with us one last time before the summer!!!

No long post needed because IYKYK!! There's only 1 place to be Tomorrow and that is at Squatty Lyons Park!! It will go down. T.W.E.R.K Skills Competition, the much anticipated Old Birdz vs Spring Chickens Game, and the 2026 Blazeball Absolute Spring Season All Star Game!!

Don't meet me there......BEAT me there!! Bring your chairs, bring your coolers, bring your tents and most importantly bring a friend as we have a full day of fun!! Immediately after will be the 3rd Coast Adult Kickball League official Block Party to kick off the KU season. This will be a day that you don't want to miss. As always, free to get in....gates open at 1:30pm

Squatty Lyons Park
1498 Cromwell St
Houston, TX 77093

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May 27th - June 24th

WEEK 2 POWER RANKINGS
(Disclaimer: These are Weekly Power Rankings and will not always coincide with Overall records. Teams can go up or down in the Rankings from Week to week, despite their overall records)

1️⃣ Pressure (4-0) ⬆️ 33 PF / 5 PA
Power Score: 25
Last Week's Rank: 1

Yeah… it’s official. Pressure out here bringing that smoke and have already stamped themselves as the team to beat!! They're not just winning......they are putting belt to a$$!! After stomping on Big Kick Energy 8-2, they turned around and beat Chaotic Harmony 9-1. Only allowing 5 runs in 4 games while putting up 8 per game, they starting to look scary!! They're off to a great start and look like their having a blast!! Clear #1

2️⃣ Hit Squad (4-0) 34 PF / 26 PA
Power Score - 21
Last Week's Rank: 2
Still undefeated and still dangerous, Hit Squad is quietly racking up the wins. They currently have the #1 Offense, averaging just over 8 runs per game, but they are a lil shaky on defense. None the less, they have shown the ability to win close games, which really matters and could be a benefit by then being more "tested" when playoffs come and every game gets close. They had a great Week 2 beating Fineapples 8-5 and Prime Timers 7-5. Next Week's Showdown between them and Pressure is going to be must see tv!!

3️⃣ Big Kick Energy (2-2) 21 PF / 18 PA
Power Score - 16
Last Week's Rank: 3
This team is still legit despite the loss. They ran into a buzz saw and got chopped up by Pressure 8-2, but picked up a 6-0 win over Candy Paint Chaos by way of forfeit.
They can score and they definitely don't quit but they haven’t beaten a top team yet. Next week is their time to make a statement and see if their going to be one of the top 3 teams this season or will they be scrapping it out at the bottom for the next 5 weeks.

4️⃣ Prime Timers (2-2) ⬆️ 18 PF / 22 PA
Power Score - 14
Last Week's Rank: 5
Lowkey this was an impressive week for Prime Timerss. They beat a very good HTown Heat team 6-4 and lost a close one to Hit Squad 7-5. This team is better than their record and they're trending up. Like BKE, a good showing this week could set them into a solid top 4 team. Week 3 matters!!

5️⃣ Fineapples (1-3) ⬆️ 18 PF / 29 PA
Power Score - 10
Last Week's Rank: 8
This was a great for Fineapples!! They lost a hard fought battle to Hit Squad, then turned around and dominated HTown Heat 9-5. Their offense is showing new life but they still have to fix their defense. After Week 2, they're looking like the best 1-3 team out there. Can they build off of Week 2 momentum and continue trending up. We'll see Sunday.

6️⃣HTown Heat (1-3) ⬇️ 15 PF / 21 PA
Power Score: 9
Last Week's Rank: 4
Tough week for HTown Heat despite filling a couple of key roster spots with some good players. They lost to both Prime Timers and Fineapples which moved them from middle of the pack to the bottom tier. Still, it's too early to write them off, but they definitely need to bounce back next week!

7️⃣ Candy Paint Chaos (1-3)⬇️ 11 PF/21 PA
Power Score 8
Last Week's Rank: 7
Rough week due to having to take 2 forfeits. Dropping 2 games has put them in an early hole but with 5 weeks to go, there's plenty of time to get up out of there. Next week is a big opportunity for them to start ascending.

8️⃣ Chaotic Harmony (1-3)⬇️ 16 PF / 24 PA
Power Score - 6
Last Week's Rank: 7
This team is really playing with fire. After getting their first win by way of forfeit, they got annihilated by Pressure, only scoring 1 point. Fact is, this team has yet to win a game on the field. As stated last week, if it's one team that can "take the Regular Season off" and show up on playoff day, it's them, but at some point you gotta want to see yourself beat some teams. This roster includes 6 of Last year's back to back champs so expectations were high. Week 3 is going to tell th e story on this season because it doesn't look like playing possum will work this year.