Wyatt

Dear American People,

Yesterday, the humans thought it would be a great idea to sneak decorations on me in hopes it would make me smile for pictures. It only made me make my “signature” face even more! Let’s face it, I’m just a grumpy cat running for President. You won’t catch me kissing babies on the forehead and shaking paws if I’m elected either so get over it!

Signed,
Wyatt