Hawt Mess Express

HAWT MESS EXPRESS — 4TH OF JULY CATERING
Delivery Friday July 3rd until 8 p.m
ORDERS WILL BE ACCEPTED UNTIL Monday June 29th 8 p.m
Minimum $125

🔥 MAINS
Brisket (feeds 10–24) • $150–$285
Burrata Wrap Tray • $95
Cubano Sliders • $85
Big Dipper Tray • $90

🔥 SIDES
Mac • $55–$95
Cowboy Beans • $45–$80
Brussels • $55–$95
Wedges • $45–$80
Dad Bod Fries • $65–$120

🔥 SALADS
Berry Salad • $55
Pasta Salad • $45

🔥 DESSERTS
Parfait Bar • $60
Cheesecake • $55
Berry Trifle • $65

🔥 DRINKS
Tea $10 • Lemonade $12

🔥 BUNDLES
Cookout Pack (20 ppl) • $325
Fireworks Feast (40 ppl) • $625

📲 DM to order
🇺🇸 Limited spots

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Friday July 3rd•Friday Delivery • Noon–8 PM
Order Deadline: June 29th•Monday @ 8 PM
Minimum Order: $125

⭐ MAINS

Smoked Brisket
Slow‑smoked, sliced or chopped
• Feeds 10–12 (5 lb) — $150
• Feeds 20–24 (10 lb) — $285
Includes pickles + Hawaiian rolls

Chopped Chicken Burrata Wraps
20 half‑wraps • Feeds 10–12 — $95

Cubano Sliders Tray
Mojo pork, ham, Swiss, pickles
• Feeds 12–15 — $85

Big Dipper Sandwich Tray
Brisket, mozzarella, au jus
• Feeds 10–12 — $90

⭐ SIDES

Smoked Mac ’n Cheese
• Half (10–12) — $55
• Full (20–24) — $95

Cowboy Beans
• Half — $45
• Full — $80

Brussels in Bacon Jam
• Half — $55
• Full — $95

Smoked Wedges + Aioli
• Half — $45
• Full — $80

Dad Bod God Fries
Loaded wedges with brisket, chicken, pulled pork mozzarella, and Hawt Mess Express Sweet Chili Sauce
• Half — $65
• Full — $120

⭐ SALADS

Summer Berry Salad
Greens, berries, feta, pecans
• Feeds 12–15 — $55 with a housemate vinegarette

Pasta Salad
Seasonal veggies, mozzarella,
Housemade Italian dressing
• Feeds 15–18 — $45

⭐ DESSERTS

Parfait Bar
Yogurt, berries, granola, honey• Mom Bod parfait bar: Oreos, Reese, pretzels, peanut butter m&ms, and vanilla pudding frosting with whipped creme
• Feeds 12–15 — $60

Cheesecake Squares
Berry compote or caramel
• Feeds 12–15 — $55

Patriotic Berry Trifle
Layered cake, cream, berries
• Feeds 15–20 — $65

⭐ BUNDLES

All‑American Cookout Pack — Feeds 20 — $325
• Brisket (5 lb)
• Mac (half)
• Beans (half)
• Wedges (half)
• Parfait Bar (pick one)

Fireworks Feast — Feeds 40 — $625
• Brisket (10 lb)
• Burrata Wrap Tray
• Mac (full)
• Beans (full)
• Brussels (full)
• Cheesecake Tray

⭐ ADD‑ONS

Extra Rolls — 12 for $6
Extra Sauces — 8 oz for $5

We're still here friends! We have chicken and pulled pork, a few lbs of brisket and bad jokes🤣💜💯 for everyone who braved it with us, we appreciate you!

We are a Hawt Mess waiting on this train🫠🤣💜, setup will be a little late, but once we are setup we are there to serve all your needs! Thank you for your patience!