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The Midwest is full of strange stories.

Some are real. Some are legends. Some are completely made up and passed around so many times that nobody remembers where they started.

For this week's Merch Yeah Monday drop, I'm kicking off a brand-new series featuring Midwest Cryptids—some inspired by local folklore, some inspired by the weird corners of my imagination.

First up: The Maumee Mudmouth.

According to local legend, this grinning river creature lurks beneath the muddy waters of the Maumee River, watching fishermen, stealing bait, and disappearing the second someone reaches for a camera.

Nobody has proven it exists.

Nobody has proven it doesn't.

The Maumee Mudmouth is available now on shirts and merch through Merch Yeah Monday.

This is only the beginning. More cryptids are on the way.

Maumee Mudmouth | PrettyGoodStudios The Maumee Mudmouth is said to lurk in the muddy shallows of the Maumee River, where the water runs brown and the bottom swallows boots whole. According to local legend, the Mudmouth isn't dangerousjust curious. Fishermen claim it surfaces beside boats to inspect their catch, flashing its crooked gr...

ATTENTION FRIENDS, FAMILY, COMPLETE STRANGERS, AND PEOPLE WHO ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED ME IN 2017:

I have once again filled the internet with shirts featuring burgers, skeletons, weird stuff, loud stuff, and the kind of artwork that makes people say, "I don't know what this is, but I kinda like it."

Unfortunately, my landlord continues to insist on receiving money instead of compliments.

So I'm humbly asking you to consider buying some of my merch.

Will it change your life? Probably not.

Will it make you at least 12% cooler? The science is inconclusive, but I believe so.

Every purchase helps support an independent artist and keeps me from having to become one of those LinkedIn people who calls themselves a "visionary thought leader."

Take a look. Share it if you can't buy anything. Buy something if you can. Mock me publicly if you must.

Shop:
https://www.merchyeah.com/ando

Thank You.

– Ando

PrettyGoodStudios | MerchYeah Posters, mascots, and questionable decisions since 1998. I make merch for bands, bars, and anyone who likes their art with a little noise.

MerchYeah Monday Drop is LIVE! Check out the new version of the Pretty Good Pizza Joint classic shirt that was found recently in a Goodwill Bin. Find the new version on my MerchYeah.com/Ando site!!