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I was raised by pavement, you know? I come from the mean streets. Annie says I’m just a Harry Twotter who lives in a hole next to a landfill, but what does she know? She’s a fat kangaroo who doesn’t wear pants. This is Rico!

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Every time I eat mushrooms, I think I can fly. Then I jump off something tall, fall to the ground, and hurt myself. You want to ruin a nice evening, try jumping off a fourth floor balcony. This is Rico!

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I took one look at this neon disaster and had a mild stroke.

I went to Urgent Care and was denied care even though it was urgent. How does that make sense? This is Rico!

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Annie loves Roller Girl and this design, so I want to hate it.

But do you see the blood dripping off the skates next to the logo and tagline? That’s too cool for school, as the kids say. This is Rico, and I can boogie all night long.

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