Ace Anderson

Dating a meat eater is lowkey its own kind of cardio 😂 Cuz you're also dating their leftover ribeye, their "I could never give up cheese," and their dad's opinion about your protein intake.

Why is it that the same people who "love animals" are also the ones with three smokers in the backyard and a freezer full of Brenda the Cow?

And why do they always say it with such confidence? Like they cracked the code? Like loving something and eating it aren't two opposing forces in the universe?

Why am I always the weird one for asking questions at the table? Why is "what's in this" a controversial inquiry? Why does the waiter look at me like I asked him to recite the Constitution?

Anyway. link in bio. For when you're done.

Marcus would never! 😂

I cannot stress enough how unhinged it is to feed someone cow t***y in secret for six months.