ETA Designs

Welcome to Billionaire Bistro, where the rich are what’s for dinner. This satirical t-shirt features a mock restaurant menu straight from the belly of class warfare, with snarky entrées named after real billionaires—each one served with a side of roast (literally). From the “Bezos Bites” to the “Tax Haven Gelato,” this menu doesn’t hold back.

Topped off with the bold motto: “If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!”, this design is a darkly funny critique of wealth hoarding and late-stage capitalism. Its protest wear meets fine dining absurdity.

Perfect For:
✔ Political protests, rallies, or just grabbing coffee with a message
✔ Fans of anti-capitalist humor and clever graphic design
✔ Gifting to your favorite leftist, activist, or sarcastic soulmate

Note: No billionaires were harmed in the making of this shirt—but we can’t say the same about their egos.

✨Also available in black with white text.✨

https://etadesignandvinyl.etsy.com/listing/4336875186