Man Law

Saw this on urban dictionary...hilarious!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man%20law

man law Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid do...

Man Law: Men are not to drive eco friendly or electric vehicles…

Men Laws! Would like to put these laws into effect:
No leaving the game early.
No baking on game day.
No fruit in Beer (Exceptions: Lime in Mexican Beers and Orange in Blue Moon)
No wasting Beer in the name of humor.
Sharing is caring.
NEVER hook up with your best friends ex-girlfriend.
You poke it, you own it.
When giving a cheers, touch bottom of bottle.
Discontinuence of high five, till a replacement is found.
Garage fridge is for beer only
No breaking plans with friends.