Catholics

Little tour dump from our run with we kept it short and sweet just like the run! We have some leftover tour shirts we have a few of every size other than large so hit our dm’s or bandcamp as we will have them up asap! Thank you for booking these shows and manifesting this right into existence. This run was so much fun we can’t wait to do it again!

Go stream our new single “Trace Bitmap Crashed My Car” and buy it on bandcamp for 1 cent per second of music! That’s $1.16, making it the cheapest rate per minute of music you’re ever going to see! You too can own this grindcore length masterpiece. Just call 1-800-shafermitesNOW **this message is approved by the Lord Reverend, Dr. John Shafer whodrivesatrucknotasbigasyourtruckbutstillatruck.

NYC! One night only! Let’s get it! at details are on the flyer!

PHILLY! 💕 We are coming back to YOU! This time with our besties for our, “10 year No Cuzco or Catholics in the Jazz Room Super Weekender of all Weekenders Tour!” Our good friends in and .phl will be gracing with us November 22nd! Can’t wait! Come hang or cry! Cheers 🫶