CLM Construction
CLM Construction specializing in building and remodeling homes with a touch of Southern charm. The owner, Michael Hebert, has lived in the South since he was born and truly prides his work on his southern up bringing and the southern architecture he was surrounded by all his life. CLM is also into mixing up modern styles with a hint of southern flare. Whatever your heart desires is what CLM will build for you.
03/09/2026
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01/19/2026
Buon compleanno !
Donna Miller, PA Coldwell Banker
💨 Weather Forecast FOR TOMORROW: THE WIND IS ABOUT TO ACT A WHOLE MENACE. 🚨
Not a breeze. Not a gust.
A full-blown disrespectful spiritual attack.
These winds finna hit the Gulf Coast like:
“OH YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE w: Your decorations TODAY?”
snatches wig, lashes, dignity, xmas decorations 🎄 AND your weekend plans!
If your lashes ain’t glued down with industrial-strength adhesive?
Gone.
The 💨 hrrr got ’em cruising east at 29 mph by brunch.
If your dress has ANY flow to it,
you’re about to recreate the Marilyn Monroe moment at the Exxon on Veterans blvd in front of 12 cars and somebody’s meemaw.
Christmas decorations??
BABY.
If they aren’t zip-tied, bungee-corded, gorilla-glued, AND prayed over…
your Santa finna be in Baton Rouge by lunchtime.
If your man’s beard is detachable…
tell him goodbye now.
Porch furniture?
If it ain’t weighted down,
it’s becoming a community donation.
Somebody’s wreath is absolutely rolling down the street like a tumbleweed in Kansas.
Somebody’s inflatable Frosty gonna be found on I-10 hitchhiking.
Somebody’s trash can is ABOUT to go full “Fast & Furious” and hit the multiverse.
And if you see me sprinting after my runaway reindeer tomorrow morning…
mind ya business.
TOMORROW’S FORECAST:
💨 Winds feral
💨 Lashes airborne
💨 Neighborhoods looking like yard sales
💨 Christmas on i -10
💨 Attitude: blown away
SECURE. YOUR. EVERYTHING.
Wigs, dresses, inflatables, mailboxes, husbands, cousins
ALL. OF. IT.
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