Escape Goat

While I was chugging delicious keg beer at tailgates at the University of Maryland, I was also encouraging fraternity and sorority members to drink responsibly.

My Hypocritical Role in a Responsible Drinking Greek Organization - Escape Goat - A Novel My experience at the University of Maryland was akin to one of Winston Churchill's speeches. Specifically a radio address he gave in October 1939 about World War II when he said, “It’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma…”

My second issue of the Greek Times at the University of Maryland was published in March 1992 and featured an unscientific s*x survey, a fake advice column, an article about date r**e, and morning drinking on a snow day.

It was August 1990, and I was hanging out with my PiKA Big Brother, Hank. Bored, we got some Cisco and Private Stock malt liquor. Next, we took out our BB guns and blasted out the windows of the apartment next door. That was a bad idea.

Cisco, Private Stock, BB Guns, and Police - Escape Goat - A Novel Hank was my big brother in Pi Kappa Alpha, and we hung out a lot in college and sometimes got into mischief. This one night in August 1990 was one of those times.

In spring 1990 at the University of Maryland, I was on the Greek Week committee. A picture of us ran in the Greek Insider at the time. I am in the middle there with a white shirt and laughing about something.