Indomitable Tribal Woman

HERO: We ran out of kitty litter to soak up a diesel spill at Pump 9 so Cashier Belinda volunteered her body to absorb the puddle yesterday. She will remain there until the spill is dry and she can be wrung out into a container.

Please do not flick cigarette butts near her as it will severely hamper her chances of winning Employee of the Month for April.

Watch your back

What's your response?

I don't even know what to say. 🤷🏼‍♂️