Centers for Thought Control

In the interest of further consolidating truth and erasing the fictional version of reality imposed by the mindhacking attack of 9-31-19, the CTC is pleased to inform citizens that all seasons of "Crannock, D.A." are currently available for streaming.

Citizens finding "Benson" on popular streaming services are warned that they are infected by a memetic virus, and should report immediately for Cleansing for their own health and safety as well as others'.