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My name is Andy Anderson, and I'm a cartoonist. I've been drawing silly pictures and making people laugh since the sixth grade. You may have seen my cartoons published in newspapers, magazines, billboards, books, and even t-shirts (you can see more of my work here: AndyAndersonCartoons.com)
Why a t-shirt store? Sometimes I come up with a gag that doesn't quite work as a cartoon but would be great
Are you tired of cars honking their horns at you while you ride your motorcycle?
If you're sick of unwanted attention and you want to send the "don't mess with me message," then we have the shirt for you.
The next time a driver honks their horn at you, you'll be ready. You'll be packing this shirt. But that's not the only thing you'll be packing.
Our "Honk If You've Never Seen Guns Fired from a Motorcycle" t-shirt definitively sends the message that you don't want anybody honking at you while you're on your hog.
The shirt features a mean-looking skull wearing a half helmet, goggles, and packing a nasty attitude along with a couple of shiny peacemakers.
He means business and his business is mean. Trust us. Nobody is going to honk at you after seeing this shirt.
The garbage bag is full, but no one is taking it out to the trash.
Suddenly, a stealthy form emerges from his mancave with an empty beer can in hand.
He throws the beer can into the garbage bag and silently takes the bag out to the trash. Who is this man?
He's your dad.
He's a hero.
And he's bald.
You can call him Baldman.
Our t-shirt will turn your bald dad or husband into a superhero and give him the recognition he deserves.
Watch him don this shirt, hop into his baldmobile, and drive off to take care of any hairy situations.
He won't let some long-haired joker get the best of him.
Hair is the bane of his existence.
He's riddled with laughter when he sees other men with a healthy head of hair.
It's the perfect Father's Day gift for the baldman in your life.
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