ONE SOUTH SUDAN

Cheers 🥂 to Women where their relationship is based on "Gossip" Not on idears.

MEN AND S*X.

Medically, men lose 12% of their blood sugar during every round of s*x, they also lose 10% of their protein level and also lose 10% of their calorie level. Worse still is, you also lose 15% of your natural energy.

What do ladies lose?
Only 5% of their water level.......

So If you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, my brother just runaway.

However, for every round of s*x you also loose MONEY, either through Mobile Money , Mgurush POSTPAID or PREPAID.

I also recall that a Pharmacist friend of mine who told me some years ago that with every round of good s*x A man looses food values of nutrients equivalent to his monthly nutrient build up from daily balanced diet of 30 days.

WHAT A SACRIFICE?
And yet they act like they are doing you a favour... It is time we start demanding for maintenance fees from ladies, please.

MEN LIFE MATTERS

Copied from Pasonic Bigspenda

LET’S PRAY

Gracious God, fill me with your spirit . Strengthen me and help me walk on every rough road. May I know your goodness and the blessings it brings. For through your goodness I can endure the tough times and come out victorious

Amen 🤲🏿🤲🏿

HOW I WAS DEPORTED FROM AMERICA 🇺🇸

I went to the US 🇺🇸 ✈️ and committed a crime which made police to look for me.

So I ran🏃🏿‍♂️ into a night club and mixed up with people🕺🕴🏿💃. The police men told the organisers of the night club that "a black man committed a crime and ran into their club.

One of the organizers asked the police "Which country is this man from?

Police men "He is from South Sudan 🇸🇸"

Then the club manager went to their power house, switched off power and everywhere became dark.

He waited for some time and switched it on, I jumped and shouted "JEDCO(Power) IS BACK 🗣🗣🗣"

And I was caught and deported back to South Sudan🇸🇸