Chinese learning student

板凳宽，扁担长。扁担没有板凳宽，板凳没有扁担长。 扁担想要绑在板凳上，板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上，扁担偏要扁担绑在板凳上。

dānshēn
单身
single

yuè lái yuè duō rén xiǎngshòu dānshēn, bùxiǎng zhǎo nán péngyǒu huò nǚ péngyǒu.
越来越多人享受单身，不想找男朋友或女朋友。
More and more people enjoy being single and don't date anyone.

dānshēn (gǒu)
单身（狗）
Single (dog)

nǐ shì dānshēn gǒu ma?
你是单身狗吗？
Are you a single?

ànliàn
暗恋
have a crush on someone

Lisa ànliàn tā de tóngshì, zhěnggè gōngsī dōu zhīdào.
Lisa暗恋她的同事，整个公司都知道。
Lisa has a crush on her colleague, and the entire company knows it.

365 days a year, I only love you for three days: yesterday, today, tomorrow
Yī nián 365 tiān, wǒ zhǐ ài nǐ sān tiān: Zuótiān, jīntiān, míngtiān
一年365天，我只爱你三天:昨天，今天，明天

Anything can expire, but liking you can't
Shénme dōu kěyǐ guòqī, xǐhuān nǐ bù kěyǐ
什么都可以过期，喜欢你不可以

I want to become a certain person after seeing you: your man/girl
Jiàn dào nǐ zhīhòu wǒ xiǎng chéngwéi yì zhǒng rén. Nǐ de rén
见到你之后我想成为一种人。你的人

There’s something on your face. A little prettiness
Nǐ liǎn shàng yǒudiǎn dōngxī. Yǒudiǎn piàoliang
你脸上有点东西。有点漂亮

I like you for more than 2 minutes and cannot be withdrawn
(This is a reference to WeChat messages, that cannot be withdrawn after two minutes of being sent.
Xǐhuān nǐ yǐjīng chāoguò 2 fēnzhōngle, bù kěyǐ chèhuíle
喜欢你已经超过2分钟了， 不可以撤回了