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⚠️ IMPORTANT WARNING to EVERYONE! 🛑 DON’T Google 😈 helpology BITCH! 🛑 DON’T Subscribe to 😈 HELPOLOGY!

Dear “LAZY as F**K”,

By now, surely you must KNOW how F**KING LAZY you are!

Therefore …

We will no longer WASTE OUR TIME as:

help•o•log•ists™ - one who BIBLICALLY & SCIENTIFICALLY researches, uses & recommends THE WORLD’S MOST HELPFUL products & services™

Therefore, we have 🙏🏽 prayerfully decided not to make any more videos, reply to any comments, or do any more radio 📻 & TV interviews (so if Tony Robbins, Oprah Winfrey, the President of the United States, the Blessed Virgin Mary, or even the F**KING Pope Himself!, contacts us, you can tell them we said:

“F**K OFF!”

Because now, thanks 🙏🏽 to YOU, we're IGNORING ALL MESSAGES (comments, emails & even phone calls!)

You see, now we’re TOO BUSY LIVING OUR DREAMS as a VERY PRIVATE, LOVING FAMILY!

So “thank-you” 🙏🏽 for being such a LAZY PIECE of S**T!

Now we don't have to do ANY MORE GODDAMN WORK!

Instead, we can focus on doing WHATEVER the F**K we really want to!

HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)

In summary, you’ve probably heard this MOST POPULAR quote all your life, but you still have NO F**KING IDEA who said it (because you’re too F**KING LAZY to do a basic Google search 🔍!)

Sir Francis Bacon said, "KNOWLEDGE is POWER."

On the other hand …

“SCIENCE without RELIGION is LAME, RELIGION without SCIENCE is BLIND,” said Albert Einstein (he was kinda smart, too).

Further …

Modern-day Einstein, former richest man in the world, founder of PayPal, owner of Space-X, Tesla Cars, & Twitter (he’s the guy who recently changed its logo from a bird to an X!), Elon Musk, said, “Once you figure out THE QUESTION, then the ANSWER is relatively EASY.”

Therefore, you may want to get off your ass & keep ASKING, ANSWERING, and if your really fu***ng smart, PRAYING (but you won’t, because you aren’t!):

THE Helpology QUESTION™
h?™ “What’s the MOST HELPFUL
& SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?”™

Furthermore,

"SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ask BETTER QUESTIONS & as a result, they get BETTER ANSWERS,” said Tony Robbins, the world’s #1 life & business strategist (by the way, did you fu**in know, he has empowered more than 50 million people from 100 countries around the world through his audio programs, educational videos, and live seminars? WOW! 😮).

Further still …

Einstein fu**in said, “Live your life as if NOTHING is a MIRACLE, or EVERYTHING is a MIRACLE!”

Moreover,

“QUESTION EVERYTHING. LEARN something,” said Euripides, history’s famous bad boy of Ancient Greek tragedy, a rebellious "upstart" who rejected many of the formal structural elements of drama during his time, & wrote an mind-boggling, 92 f*cking plays!

Lastly …

St. Augustine, also called Saint Augustine of Hippo, who is extolled as the greatest of the Christian Church Fathers (man! more than any other writer, this dude developed what would become known as systematic theology, or an explanation of how Christianity fits into views of the universe, creation, and humankind's relationship with f*cking GOD!), said …

“The TRUTH is like a LION; you DON’T have to DEFEND it. Let it LOOSE; it will DEFEND ITSELF.”

In closing,

ALWAYS freakin REMEMBER, help•o•log•y™ is the BIBLICAL & SCIENTIFIC study of the world’s MOST HELPFUL products & services™.

In conclusion …

… we humbly pray you WAKE THE F**K UP, before it’s too late, BITCH! 😊

LOL! 😂 (… no, SERIOUSLY!) 😳

Sincerely,

David YAH Christian (ENFJ)
Faith YAH Christian (INFJ)
Helpology Cofounders

NOTE: HA! You are so F**KING BUSTED! You just PROVED how lazy you really are! (UNLESS you Googled ENFJ & INFJ, if you didn’t already know.)

P.S. Kindly feel free to KEEP ASKING, h?™ “What’s the MOST HELPFUL & SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?”™ … to help as many people as possible in the comments by including as many of YOUR MOST IMPORTANT LINKS (we allow ALL POSTS), questions, answers, opinions, & advice, as you F*CKING want!

P.P.S. We challenge you (as our BELOVED, PRECIOUS, & AMAZING!) Helpology Community (hCommunity), to compete & cooperate with each other & vote among yourselves in the comments (like Reddit or Quora) to see who can come up with the BEST help•o•log•i•cal™ (the MOST HELPFUL & SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS™) advice!

P.P.P.S. Bye, BI***ES! We ❤ you & are 🙏🏽 for you, our beloved friends (😊 someone you KNOW, LIKE & TRUST; someone who want to HELP you)!

HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)

1. ♥️ SUBSCRIBE NOW! ♥️ https://www.youtube.com/c/HelpologybyDavidYahChristian

2. 🥇1h™ ✅ CLICK HERE NOW! ✅ https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCemfIzMKaFn03RGtzRqMncOgh0bZmLKo&si=nX4bbq8JJLq-9y8k

If you DIDN’T CLICK ANY of these WORLD’S MOST HELPFUL LINKS, then you definitely know, BEYOND A SHADOW of ANY DOUBT, you TRULY are:

💤 LAZY as F**K! 😂

📕 Urban Dictionary 📕 - lazy as f**k “That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.” https://letmegooglethat.com/ “You are lazy as f**k; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.” by cruello March 6, 2018 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lazy%20as%20f**k

❓How to tell someone to Google it!❓“How the F*CK would I know, Google it, B*TCH!”

🔍 Google Search TIPS 🔍 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erZ3IyBCXdY

📕 Urban Dictionary 📕 - bitch “one of the most versatile words in the english language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, anticipation, despair, endearment, envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and intonation.” Endearment: Hey bitch! Joy: Oh my god, bitch!
Anticipation: Bitch, guess what? Shock/Pain: Stubs toe Ah, bitch! Envy: She's SUCH a BITCH. Fear: Bitch. What was that noise? Surprise: BITCH! Warning: Bitch. Don't try me.
Despair: Biiiitch.” by Carrie Barrie September 14, 2017 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch

😈 h!™ CLICK HERE NOW! BITCH!” 😂 https://www.evernote.com/shard/s455/sh/b95a2163-44a0-e4c9-e3d4-8e1a7df1d8d0/IBTSld5qQE9lIA3Hmd0ugShceY34GxK5GKF4Kx2SBbuSNXw993tw5uG9Bw https://www.evernote.com/shard/s455/sh/b95a2163-44a0-e4c9-e3d4-8e1a7df1d8d0/IBTSld5qQE9lIA3Hmd0ugShceY34GxK5GKF4Kx2SBbuSNXw993tw5uG9Bw