PapaEjima Updates

Ronaldo or Messi who’s the Greatest of All Time?

Congratulations to me for being a Messi Fan ❤️💪

Today Lionel Messi was declared the greatest of all time after a comeback win against Egypt in which Messi Produced the greatest comeback In the game of Football.

I was on my own sweeping my compound oo
One soldier man go put leg 🦵 🙄😡😡

Now he’s forcing me to do frog jump😭😭😭😭

Please will help me out now to beg him I no get strength o😫😩😭😭

Ronaldo and Messi receiving Akara from PapaEjima as he shows his love and support to the two GOATS 🐐 ❤️🙌🤣🤣

Atleast our Nigerian President and First Lady would be proud of me for taking Akara business to international level.

Next week I will sell Kuli Kuli too 😛😛

Who’s ready for my new updates??😛😛

My Akara business is booming oo🙌❤️

Our president advised the citizens to start Akara business and I was first to listen to his advice,my business is booming….😛😛what about you??

PapaEjima was drunk and paid for two beautiful girls to take care of him ,see the two beautiful ladies Dey gave him 🤣😂😂🤣😛

PapaEjima showing Leonel Messi on the screen and telling C. Ronaldo to learn from the Real G.O.A.T 🤣🤣🤣 but Ronaldo said he’s the main G.O.A.T 🐐

Please between Messi and Ronaldo who’s the real GOAT 🐐???

*Title: PapaEjima & The “Charging Business” Audit* 🚔📱💸 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Late-Night “Business Meeting”*
It was 11:47 PM in PapaEjima’s compound. Windows were broken. Phones, cash, and one calculator were stolen. One flashlight. One iron rod.

Police Officer: “Oga, wetin you dey do here?”
PapaEjima: _raises both hands_ “Officer, calm down! This is business o! I’m running a 24-hour Phone Charging Service for my neighbors! I was just... collecting their phones... through the window... to charge them faster!” 😂

The crowd: _collective gasp_ “Aaaaahhhh!!!”
Mama Tolu: “Charging business?! Since when PapaEjima, you start entering people’s house with iron rod?!”
Baba Sule: “So na so you dey collect our phones? We no know o!” 😠

The Community Audit*
Police: _points at ground_ “Is this your charging station?” _points at phones, cash, rod_
PapaEjima: “Yes sir. Very high current. 1000% fast charge. No receipt, but trust is our policy!” 😭

Neighbors one by one:
“Na my Tecno!”
“Na my 10k!”
“Na my calculator for shop!”

PapaEjima: “See? Many customers! My business is booming!”

Officer: “Boom go carry you go station now. Handcuffs is our new customer service.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As am talking to you now PapaEjima is the king of boys in prison 🤣🤣🙌🙌

"POV: You hide turkey from your debtor under the bench…
But you forgot your dog and the fowl are the new management team 😂
PapaEjima : 'That’s a community project, not my turkey' 🤣😂😂😂😂

Tag that friend whose 'secret' always gets exposed 👇