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💔 Why Do Men Cheat in Relationships? 💔

This question dey pain many women and confuse many men. Truth be say, cheating no just happen for no reason. Here are 5 common reasons why some men cheat:

1️⃣ Lack of emotional connection – When a man feels ignored or unloved, he may look for attention outside. 😞

2️⃣ Sexual dissatisfaction – If intimacy dey low, some men start looking elsewhere. 🔥

3️⃣ Temptation + no self-control – Opportunities dey everywhere (work, social media, travel). Without discipline, mistakes happen. 😈

4️⃣ Need for validation – Some men cheat just to feel wanted, admired, or to boost their ego. 🪞

5️⃣ Weak values or commitment – If loyalty no matter to him, or he never really committed, cheating is easy. 🚫

👉 Cheating no dey justified, but understanding the reason fit help us know how to handle relationships better.

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✍️ Question for you:
Do you think cheating is about lack of love or lack of self-control? 👇

"Wetin You Dey Plan? Close Mouth Abeg! – Gist Wey Go Save Your Destiny"
By GistXpress.com - We No Dey Carry Last!

Make I Yarn You One Secret Weh Fit Save Your Life: Close Ya Mouth!

My people, no vex say I go dey shout for here, but e get why. As motivational speaker, businessman, journalist, and correct Naija pikin weh don see shege for street and boardroom, I gats tell una the bitter truth weh sweet for belle.

So you wan buy house? You dey package for new ride? You dey prepare to marry babe weh dey make your head swell? Or na Canada trip you dey arrange? My advice be this: close your mouth like NEPA bill for end of the month!

Why?

Because for this life wey we dey, no be everybody weh dey smile with you like say dem wan dash you suya, dey truly happy for you. Some people dey wait for you to open your mouth make dem pour evil inside like engine oil.

1. Dream Killers Full Every Corner

Una know say for Naija, we sabi talk pass action. From junction to beer parlour, everybody get opinion. But make I break am for you: talking too much dey kill dreams pass bad economy.

You see that your big plan? That your sweet vision weh dey make you dey happy even for night? Once you talk am to the wrong ear, especially friend weh dey hide jealousy behind ‘congratulations’—you go shock say the dream go start to slow down like NTA network.

Dem go use negative vibe, evil eye, coded envy, and silent hate bring spiritual delay wey even prayer crusade go struggle to cancel.

2. Friends Wey No Want Make You Pass Them

You ever notice say when you dey suffer, nobody dey ask how far. But once you start to glow, even your old classmates go dey greet you “Boss!” with one kind fake smile.

Truth be say, many of your friends dey okay with you doing good, but dem go craze if you do better than dem. Na bitter pill, but swallow am with chilled Zobo.

Some friends go say “Wow I’m happy for you,” but for midnight, dem dey shout: “Why not me?”

Dem no dey pray make you fall, but dem no dey pray make you rise pass dem. So how you wan use your mouth announce say you wan open business for Lekki? Or you wan marry that fine UK babe? My guy, keep am coded!

3. Even Family Fit Carry Jealousy for Heart

Na the part wey dey pain pass be this: even some of your blood fit dey beef you codedly.

E get uncle wey go dey say “Na small boy wey I raise dey drive Benz?” Or aunty wey go dey say “Na jazz e take get that job.”

Make we no lie, blood dey thicker than water, but sometimes, envy dey thicker than blood.

So when your promotion letter land, no be to rush go family WhatsApp group begin drop “God did it!” before dem go start dey calculate how you go take share the blessing.

4. The Hook and the Fish – Deep Lesson for Wise People

You remember that wise saying? If fish no open mouth, hook no go catch am.

Same thing apply to your destiny. If you no open your mouth anyhow, dem no go get access to attack your future. Na when you dey do “oversabi” dey share every move wey you wan make, dem go begin monitor you like NIN registration.

Sometimes, the silence dey louder than 1,000 announcements. Low key is the new success code.

5. Wetin You Go Do Now?

Buy that house in silence, even if na face-me-I-face-you.

Enter that new ride quietly, even if dem see am.

Propose to that babe and keep am coded till ring don enter finger and marriage certificate don print.

Go that course, write that exam, enter that visa queue, na you and God go reason am.

Build that business from scratch without Facebook post every five minutes.

Blow for life without noise, let your success make the noise when e mature.

Remember: even Jesus no announce say e dey come back, so who you be?

Final Words From GistXpress.com

My people, we no dey here to fear anybody, but wisdom no dey sell for market, and if you don chop enough heartbreak, delay, and spiritual wahala, you go understand say:

"No be everybody dey happy for your win, and sometimes the devil dey borrow face from friend or cousin.”

So from today, make this your new code:
Plan in silence, act in silence, pray in silence, and let the result make the loudest noise.

Close your mouth, carry your destiny for pocket, and let God shock everybody when the time ripe.

Because like we dey always talk for GistXpress.com:
No let your gist turn to express lane for enemies to attack your dream!

Stay low. Stay wise. Stay winning.

Na GistXpress.com bring you this sharp correct article. We go dey give you street-smart motivation with sense. Make you no dull.

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BREAKING GIST FROM GISTXPRESS
🎤 Wetin dey sup for Naija!

“Buhari Don Quench for London

✍🏽 By: Chief Reporter PidginPress Baba Gbas Gbos

Na so the wind blow reach the leaf wey no gree fall since. Former Nigeria Presido, Muhammadu Buhari don finally answer the call wey nobody fit ignore: Death. Oga don waka go meet him ancestors for one hospital for London, age 82.

Dem say London get beta doctors... but las las, agbako (death) no dey look passport or money. Oga Buhari don go, and the matter don cause wahala of reflection everywhere.

🧓 Who Buhari Be?

Make we no lie, Buhari na one kind man. Born for 1942 for Daura, Katsina State, e be number 23 pikin for him papa and number 13 for him mama na only God know wetin dem dey use children do for that family. Him papa die when him small, so na boarding school and army life sharpen am.

From army barrack straight enter governance. E serve for military regime, block Chadian soldiers for Lake Chad, flog people for bus stop wey no stand well, jail corrupt people (and even innocent ones), and even pursue Fela Kuti put for prison. 😐

E try rule with iron hand but Nigerians no dey like wahala too much. In short, 1985, dem commot am like expired Indomie.

🗳 From Khaki to Agbada

After dem commot am, e stay one side dey look until 2015 wey e bounce back like Nollywood comeback. Baba contest presidency three times before 2015 come shine him eye Na him first opposition candidate wey beat sitting president for Naija history. Omo, that victory sweet like suya with extra pepper.

Him campaign na "change" say e go kill corruption, bring job, and wipe Boko Haram comot like dirty stain. But as e enter, fuel price rise, rice vanish, bag of cement dey do pride, and our sufferhead increase like NEPA bill.

🚨 The Wahala Inside Him Time

E no even take one year, economy kpai. Oil money reduce, dollar dey do press-up, and ordinary bag of rice reach ₦60,000. Hunger na him people take remember am.

Him fight Boko Haram? Small o, but new group join wey dey use Islamic State name confuse people. Farmers and Fulani herders dey clash anyhow, bandits dey kidnap school children like say na film trick.

October 2020? Na Lekki Toll Gate become battleground soldiers shoot protesters wey dey fight against police brutality. Buhari government no ever talk straight about that matter.

🧑‍⚖️ Discipline or Wahala?

E like discipline well well. Na him bring “War Against Indiscipline” during military time. Imagine say dem flog you because you no join queue well for bus stop wetin concern soldier with keke line?

Journalists go prison, Fela enter trouble, business fold, naira color change like chameleon. People say Buhari honest, yes, but na over sabi and wickedness follow am small too.

Him dey ban rice, but farmers no fit produce enough, hunger walk enter every street. Even him own wife, Aisha, almost no support him second term, say e no dey gree listen.

People begin call am “Baba Go Slow” because him dey take eternity to do anything. Six months after election, cabinet still dey empty. Dem say na system slow, Baba say no be him fault but we know say action no dey that regime.

🤑 Lesson for Big Politicians: You No Fit Run Pass Death

Baba Buhari don teach us say no matter how big you be, how many convoy you carry, or how many security you get death no dey collect bribe. Baba go London go treat body, but death no care say your bed soft.

All the billions, all the power, all the military ranking, no follow you go. Na your works and legacy people go remember.

So if you be big man for politics or business, abeg no dey do like say this life na forever. Help poor people, govern well, do good... because one day, your chapter go close too.

🏆 Good Side, Bad Side

Let’s give am small credit sha:

✅ Honest pass many
✅ No like stealing government money
✅ No dey wear designer anyhow
✅ Always serious (sometimes too serious)

But also:

❌ Economy suffer
❌ Insecurity increase
❌ Human rights abuses
❌ Suffering multiply

Even when e suppose retire peacefully, na him government introduce naira redesign wahala during election. ATM dry, POS no cash, market women dey cry.

People say e no want Tinubu win, so him lock cash like e dey protect national cake. Las las, Supreme Court unlock am few days before election.

🧍 Final Word from GistXpress

Now wey Baba don waka, make we all reason this:

Life no be permanent site.

No be everybody go get second chance.

Rich man dey die too.

No money, no power, no title fit stop the final call.

If you dey public office now, do well. No wait make people dey insult your memory after you don go. Learn from Buhari matter no over-promise, no under-deliver.

As dem talk say na "bag of rice" Nigerians remember Buhari with, no let your own legacy be "sachet water".

Rest well Baba Buhari
82 years on earth na serious journey.

We go remember you both for better and for beans wey no done. 👋🏽

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Where Urhobo People From Comot? Na Gist Wey Get Plenty Branch

Urhobo people wey dey Delta State for Naija no be small tribe at all – dem get style, dem get culture, and dem full ground! But if you ask where dem from originally comot, the matter no too straight like arrow. Na mostly old mama-and-papa gist (oral tradition) we dey depend on, because book wey talk am full no too dey. But sha, people don drop different theories and story wey try explain di origin:

1. Dem waka from Benin come:

The story wey most Urhobo people dey believe na say their forefathers na from Ife first, then dem waka enter Benin around 6th Century A.D. Time reach for Ogiso kingship for Benin, na im dem begin move again come settle for where we dey call Urhobo-land today, around 11th Century A.D.

Wetin make people believe this story strong be say Urhobo people and Benin (Edo) people get plenty things in common – language, kingship style, culture, and lifestyle. Even some Urhobo families like Olomu, Agbon, and Abraka go tell you boldly say dem roots na from Benin land.

2. Dem no come from anywhere – na original landlord dem be:

Another tori wey some Urhobo elders dey yan be say, dem no waka come from anywhere – say dem don dey that land since the beginning of time, like groundnut wey grow for inside soil. Dem believe say dem be original owners of the land. But this version na mostly story-tory, because e no too get any book or archaeology proof wey back am.

3. Clans get different papa – no be one road all of dem follow come:

E still dey possible say different Urhobo clans get different origin. Some like Ughelli and Ewu dey talk say dem no follow Benin road o – say dem get link with Ijaw people wey dey Delta too. This one show say Urhobo nation na mixture – dem no come from one single direction, everybody just find their way reach the land.

So wetin be the koko?
Even though everybody no agree on one single story, the way Urhobo and Benin people relate show say many Urhobo ancestors waka from Benin come. But no be only that – Urhobo people na real fighters and survivors. Dem conquer forest, delta swamps, and dem still build their way of life based on the land. Na from there all their tradition, work, and lifestyle take shape.

So whether dem waka from Benin or dem be landlord from day one, one thing sure: Urhobo people na correct people wey sabi where dem dey go, even if dem still dey trace where dem from comot.

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STEVE JOBS GBEGE: 5 Rules Wey Creative People No Dey Ever Gree Obey – As E Take Talk Am!

Wetin be the koko?

Steve Jobs, the baba wey sabi innovation pass power bank, don yarn say the most creative people for this life no dey play by the book. Dem no dey fear rules, dem dey use am shine shoe!

So if you wan blow like Steve Jobs, no just dey follow all this "oga at the top say make we do am like this." Sometimes, na to scatter table small, tear rulebook, do am your way!

Abeg make una sidon, carry zobo or garri soak if economy rough, because wetin I wan drop now go make your head swell like person wey win Bet9ja!

1. “Stay for your lane” no dey for creative people dictionary!

Steve Jobs no get time for "na only this I sabi." Guy drop school o, but e go do calligraphy class. Wetin concern am with fine-fine writing? But na that calligraphy later turn Apple to the fine bobo for tech wey dey do eye candy interface!

Moral lesson?
If dem tell you make you no cross gutter because na carpentry you dey do, abeg jump am. Na there inspiration dey hide! Carry your carpentry go learn painting join am, you go fit build better art studio wey fit confuse Picasso!

2. Fear of mistake? Bros, go house abeg.

Steve Jobs talk say if you no dey make mistake, you no dey try new tins. You dey fear flop? Apple sef get one phone wey dem born wey resemble mistake (Lisa), but na that flop give birth to the almighty iPhone.

No dey fear gbese, sometimes na gbese dey teach man sense pass seminar.

3. Wait till everything perfect? Na lie!

No dey wait make your idea fine like Instagram filter before you drop am. When iPhone first come out, e no fit even record video. But dem still launch am! Now see where iPhone dey—na e be everybody babe for phone game.

Start now-now. Whether your dream still dey wear boxers, push am commot make breeze touch am small.

4. Dey follow crowd? Omo you go lost!
Steve Jobs no send popular opinion. You wan create better tin? Forget all those "customer say, survey say". If Henry Ford follow people, na faster horse he for build, not car.

Wetin dey work no be wetin everybody dey do, na wetin nobody think say go work wey dey blow mind!

Be mad small, na mad ideas dey rule the world.

5. Work-life balance? Baba Jobz say, “Na scam!”
Dem go tell you say separate work from life, but Steve Jobs use style tell us say work and passion be like jollof and meat, dem suppose dey together. He no dey do 9 to 5 na 24/7 passion engine he be.

E no mean make you turn yourself to mumu hustle robot, but if your work no dey give you small ginger, abeg pack am throway!

Final word wey go burst your brain:

Steve Jobs life na testimony say breaking rules dey open new doors. No be by doing things like everybody. Sometimes, na to jam wall, reverse, then use another lane tear road go your own level!

So ask yourself:
You go dey play safe or you go scatter table small make world hear your name?

No forget say na we be GistXpress:
If this yarn scatter your brain small or make you laugh like say NEPA bring light, share am with your guys! Make dem sabi say no be only hustle we go hustle, we go hustle smart, break rules, and enter hall of fame!

Na creative rebels dey win o!
Now ask yourself: which rule you go break today?





You wan more of this kain cruise + wisdom combo? Drop “More fire” and I go drop again like network wey no stable!

BREAKING GBEGE: “Where VDM Mama Dey??”, EFCC Turn Action Film Inside GTB Bank!

My people, kasala don burst like NEPA transformer! EFCC don carry our online troublemaker and social media ogbonge activist, VeryDarkMan (VDM), and since then... him mama don waka go ghost mode, nobody sabi where she dey again!

Na Deji Adeyanju & Partners yan this serious matter come public, say on May 2, as VDM, him padi Steven “C-Pack” Avuara, and him mama, Mama Blessing Otse, finish for GTBank for Garki, Abuja, na so EFCC ninja-style show face like say na Jason Bourne movie we dey watch.

See as e happen:

Dem say dem enter GTBank go find out why money dey vanish for Mama VDM account like magician dey use POS. But as dem wan commot, bank door lock dem like zombie apocalypse, 5 solid minutes dem no fit waka comot. Na that trap give EFCC time to arrange dem ambush.

Boom! Outside the bank, armed EFCC men wey wear black like SWAT, just show. Before anybody say “Jack Robinson,” dem don point gun, beat dem, blindfold dem, and drag them go. EFCC later admit say dem dey hold VDM and C-Pack, but mama still dey miss, na there matter serious scatter pass.

Lawyer's voice enter the chat:

Zainab Otega Esq. talk say EFCC wan form Rambo, dey do anyhow. Dem no even tell Avuara wetin him do. Dem just dey ask question like say na exam hall — no explanation, no charge sheet, nothing. So which kind Yahoo Yahoo justice be this?

Even Deji Adeyanju talk say GTBank sef no clean for this mata, say dem use their bank door lock person like prisoner, make EFCC fit arrest am. Na wetin be this? GTB don turn prison gate? Abi EFCC dey rent bank door now?

Now make we reason small:

If na Fela Kuti time be this, him go don drop one album called “Bank Palava and Government Drama”. Nnamdi Kanu sef go dey look this kain EFCC arrest like, “Na so una dey start?” Today na VDM, tomorrow who know? Maybe na you, na me, or your mama wey just dey check alert.

This one don pass social media gist o, na fundamental human right dem dey use as pure water. You go bank to check your mama account, you disappear. Na who send EFCC? Na who dey fear VDM this much? Na question wey we suppose dey ask!

EFCC, no be every fight na gra-gra. If una wan fight corruption, leave VDM mama out of am! Na activist, no be terrorist. No dey use federal power chase clout!

We need to demand the following:

1. Make EFCC release VDM mama sharp sharp!

2. GTBank, explain wetin happen to that door — abi na new security level una dey test?

3. Nigerians, make we no dey fear to talk again o! Today na VDM, tomorrow fit be your own area brother.

4. Tag EFCC, Tag GTBank, Tag your mama, Tag that your cousin wey dey law school — make this matter no die like fuel subsidy promise!

Because for this Nigeria, if you no loud your voice, na so dem go mute your human rights!

Wetin you think? You go still trust that bank door again?

BREAKING GBEGE: “Where VDM Mama Dey??”, EFCC Turn Action Film Inside GTB Bank!

My people, kasala don burst like NEPA transformer! EFCC don carry our online troublemaker and social media ogbonge activist, VeryDarkMan (VDM), and since then... him mama don waka go ghost mode, nobody sabi where she dey again!

Na Deji Adeyanju & Partners yan this serious matter come public, say on May 2, as VDM, him padi Steven “C-Pack” Avuara, and him mama, Mama Blessing Otse, finish for GTBank for Garki, Abuja, na so EFCC ninja-style show face like say na Jason Bourne movie we dey watch.

See as e happen:

Dem say dem enter GTBank go find out why money dey vanish for Mama VDM account like magician dey use POS. But as dem wan commot, bank door lock dem like zombie apocalypse, 5 solid minutes dem no fit waka comot. Na that trap give EFCC time to arrange dem ambush.

Boom! Outside the bank, armed EFCC men wey wear black like SWAT, just show. Before anybody say “Jack Robinson,” dem don point gun, beat dem, blindfold dem, and drag them go. EFCC later admit say dem dey hold VDM and C-Pack, but mama still dey miss, na there matter serious scatter pass.

Lawyer's voice enter the chat:

Zainab Otega Esq. talk say EFCC wan form Rambo, dey do anyhow. Dem no even tell Avuara wetin him do. Dem just dey ask question like say na exam hall — no explanation, no charge sheet, nothing. So which kind Yahoo Yahoo justice be this?

Even Deji Adeyanju talk say GTBank sef no clean for this mata, say dem use their bank door lock person like prisoner, make EFCC fit arrest am. Na wetin be this? GTB don turn prison gate? Abi EFCC dey rent bank door now?

Now make we reason small:

If na Fela Kuti time be this, him go don drop one album called “Bank Palava and Government Drama”. Nnamdi Kanu sef go dey look this kain EFCC arrest like, “Na so una dey start?” Today na VDM, tomorrow who know? Maybe na you, na me, or your mama wey just dey check alert.

This one don pass social media gist o, na fundamental human right dem dey use as pure water. You go bank to check your mama account, you disappear. Na who send EFCC? Na who dey fear VDM this much? Na question wey we suppose dey ask!

EFCC, no be every fight na gra-gra. If una wan fight corruption, leave VDM mama out of am! Na activist, no be terrorist. No dey use federal power chase clout!

We need to demand the following:

1. Make EFCC release VDM mama sharp sharp!

2. GTBank, explain wetin happen to that door — abi na new security level una dey test?

3. Nigerians, make we no dey fear to talk again o! Today na VDM, tomorrow fit be your own area brother.

4. Tag EFCC, Tag GTBank, Tag your mama, Tag that your cousin wey dey law school — make this matter no die like fuel subsidy promise!

Because for this Nigeria, if you no loud your voice, na so dem go mute your human rights!

Wetin you think? You go still trust that bank door again?


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Dreams dey die daily… not from accident, but from too much opinion!”
But guess what? Yours still get hope!
Read this and collect your motivation like free jollof.

NA WHO DEY ABUSE TREE DEY KILL TREE? NA SPIRITUAL BATTLES BE DIS O!

Once upon a time for British Solomon Island, dem wan cut down one correct, agbaya tree. Dem no carry cutlass, dem no carry chainsaw... dem just gather round the tree begin rain insult:
“Tree wey no get future!”
“See ur leaf like expired ponmo!”
“U no go ever grow pass this junction!”

Before the end of the month, the tree hear all the gbas gbos, catch emotional damage, and the leaf begin fall like NEPA light during rain. Tree wey strong like Hulk, just kpeme like that.

Now, make we yarn truth – na so some people own life be o.
As dem dey grow, dem get vision like telescope, dreams like Dangote. But small time, dem jam dream killers, opinion merchants and village people wey dey sell “you no fit do am” for wholesale price.

BOOM! Dream scatter! Motivation evaporate!

But I beg you, no be wetin dem talk suppose define your destiny.
Dem fit call you “mumu”, but na dem get the certificate.
Dem fit say “you no go blow”, but na God get final say.
Dem no be Google, so why you dey search for validation from them?

Moral lesson be say:
No allow anybody use insult dey do "cut-down ceremony" for your life.
No let their "you no fit" turn your life to abandoned project.
Stand gidigba like transformer pole!

Believe in God, gas your faith like gen wey no dey use fuel.
E get space for top o! Na the bottom dey overcrowded.
If you fit dream am, you fit build am.
If you fit build am, you fit develop am.
If you fit develop am, na success be next level.

So my G, shine your eye!
Upgrade yourself like phone wey don tire for old OS.
Success no dey greet who dey sleep for comfort zone.
Move! Change location, both physically and mentally.

Your destiny dey wait you for front, no sidon dey reply comment of haters!

If this yarn ginger you, no dull—drop your “AMEN” below, tag person wey need this ginger, and make you share make e reach who e go save!

Your success dey cook… na small remain make e done!

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PDP don ready to drag Oborevwori, Okowa go court – Politics don turn action film for Delta!
Delta State politics be like season film who switch camp, who dey loyal? PDP no gree let go quietly o!

Politics for Delta State don take new shape wey fit enter cinema! PDP don raise alarm say Governor Sheriff Oborevwori, Senator Ifeanyi Okowa, and the entire PDP family for Delta State don sharply waka enter APC camp.

PDP come talk say, "Lai lai, this one no go just slide like that." Dem don call their Legal Adviser, Kamaldeen Ajibade, make e carry file and pen begin prepare legal steps to take everybody wey move go APC to court. Dem believe say na PDP carry dem reach power, so dem no suppose just change party like wrapper.

Acting National Chairman, Amb. Umar Damagum, yarn journalists after PDP’s first big meeting for the year. He talk say PDP dey ready to follow the matter through court to recover wetin dem call their "mandate."

Dem no stop there o! PDP don also appoint Emma Ogidi as caretaker chairman for South-South. E go now dey run things for Delta PDP and search for new leaders wey still dey PDP lane. Di current people under Chief Dan Orbih? PDP say make dem hold on one side first.

The koko of the matter be say, on April 23, 2025, e be like say political wind blow enter Delta. Governor Oborevwori, Okowa, Deputy Governor Monday Onyeme, state commissioners, LGA chairmen, and many grassroots people just comot PDP enter APC—some say na the effect of “Hurricane Tinubu”.

This movement don spark talk everywhere. People dey ask if we dey move enter one-party system. Opposition people dey reason say e no good make everything just tilt one side like that.

PDP still get another important NEC meeting wey dem fix for May 27 to table all the yarns and plan next steps.

My people!
Na who carry bell for this political race? E still dey play out live and direct!
Drop your thoughts like hot puff-puff, Who dey right? Who miss road? Should PDP fight or move on?

Make you no dull, share this matter with your crew and follow this page for more street-level political gist wey sweet pass suya!

Follow us, na here politics dey wear agbada and do legwork!

E-Money Enter EFCC Net, But Okoya Pikin Wey Dey Bath Dollars Dey House Dey Chop Turkey—How That One Take Make Sense?!
This one loud o! EFCC, your eye na torchlight or candle?

Wetin dey really go on for this our obodo Naija?
Dem don arrest E-Money because say him spray dollars like confetti for event. EFCC enter him house for Omole, bundle am like gala for traffic.
Dem say na Naira abuse... plus foreign currency wahala.

Remember that Okoya pikin wey go viral? Yes now, the billionaire boy wey dey bath with dollars like say na sponge and Dettol.
Where EFCC dey when that one dey happen? Abi dem battery don low that day?
Shebi dollars na dollars?

If na Cubana Chief Priest or E-Money, dem go dey shout "Forex Violation!"
But when one small boy born with silver spoon use dollar do skincare routine, EFCC bone face like say dem no get data.

Na dis kind double standard dey burst brain!
Na for this Naija wey the law sabi gym e dey strong for poor man, but weak for rich man pikin wey get political backup.

Cubana Chief Priest sef don talk say:
"Them dey fear our shine. Once you blow and you no dey bend head, na so dem go try break you like Agege bread."

But as we be Naija people, we no dey carry last. We dey observe, and we go talk am.

Today na E-Money, tomorrow na who? Na people wey dey try lift their community una dey target, but una dey leave those wey dey spray dollars inside bathtub for Snap and still dey flex on una head.

Make EFCC no turn to "E Selective Federal Catchers" o.
We dey look una with our two eyes and small suspicion.

If you don tire for this one-sided EFCC drama, make thunder of justice strike your like button!
Drop your opinion like dollar from sky comment below!
And SHARE this post before Okoya pikin go spray money on top your data!

Follow this page for more cruise that dey sweet pass Sunday rice!

Wahala for Who Carry Wrong Padi Enter Battle!

“Na Okowa Spoil Show for PDP!” – Senator Moro Yarn True Talk

My people, gather make una hear tori wey go make una shout "Ah ah, na wah oo!" Senator Abba Moro don open mouth give PDP gbas gbos wey dey sweet like pepper soup.

According to am, say if PDP no carry Ifeanyi Okowa as Atiku running mate for 2023 election, dem for don chop better "We win!" Instead, dem carry pesin wey e soul no even dey inside the party, and na so wahala take start!

E Talk Say:
“Okowa no just dey serious. How you go be sitting governor, wey be former senator, yet you no fit deliver your own state? Abeg who do us?”

Senator Moro still pour cold zobo on top the matter say Okowa no just mess up, e even run comot go join APC like pesin wey forget where im from. And wetin e talk?

“E say na ‘best interest’ of Delta people. Omo, interest don spoil like PHCN light!”

Delta no gree PDP — Okowa wey suppose be MVP just dey do background actor. How you go be VP candidate and your state no even gree vote your party? That one na red card straight!

And guess wetin? After the whole gbese, Okowa come dey regret say he join the ticket. As in, na now e eye clear! E talk say e for no be VP mate at all. Senator Moro no take am light o, e fire back:

“If you no wan ride the bus, why you buy ticket? Your spirit no dey PDP from day one!”

Now see as e be:

PDP lose Delta

Okowa waka go APC

Everybody dey point finger

And dem still dey ask: If Atiku sef waka comot, PDP fit still hold ground? Moro say na big gap e go leave, because Atiku na original landlord of PDP since when party dey wear pampers.

Las Las:
Na wrong partner dey scatter better relationship. PDP follow carry ‘Okowa’ enter fight, now dem dey use microscope find victory.

Street Lesson for Today:
No carry person wey no believe in your dream go battle — e go sleep when fight start!

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