Mr GEE

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Am not posting this to chase clout or anything.. but I have seen popular accounts posting about his demise::: please public is this true or just prank.? Any official statement regarding this🧏‍♀️🙆‍♂️

Alright, let’s continue your **Mr. G & Mr. Rat series** — this one picks up right after the rat escaped with your money 😄

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# # **Mr. G and the Rat – Episode 2: “The Return of Mr. Rat” 🐀📱**

It’s morning.

Mr. G is sitting quietly on his bed, holding the empty savings box like it just betrayed him.

**Mr. G:** This life no balance… even rat dey do fraud now.

Suddenly—

📱 *Phone rings again.*

**Caller ID: Mr. Rat**

**Mr. G:** 😳 You again?!

*He answers immediately.*

**Mr. G:** WHERE ARE YOU?!

**Mr. Rat:** Good morning, Mr. G. How was your night? Hope you slept well without your money.

**Mr. G:** Don’t greet me! Return my money NOW!

**Mr. Rat:** Ah… about that…

**Mr. G:** 😡 About WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** I may have… upgraded my lifestyle.

**Mr. G:** Speak English!!

**Mr. Rat:** I have relocated.

**Mr. G:** To WHERE?!

**Mr. Rat:** A better environment. Less dust. More opportunities.

**Mr. G:** 😤 Stop talking like motivational speaker!

**Mr. Rat:** I’m calling you from… your kitchen.

**Mr. G:** My kitchen??!

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Mr. G jumps up and runs straight to the kitchen.

He opens the door—

Everything looks normal.

Too normal.

Then—

🍞 *Crumbs fall from the cupboard.*

**Mr. Rat (whispering):** Look up…

Mr. G slowly raises his head…

Inside the cupboard—

The rat is sitting like a king 👑

Surrounded by bread, biscuits… and small pieces of your money.

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**Mr. G:** 😳 YOU CAME HERE TOO?!

**Mr. Rat:** Of course. Diversification.

**Mr. G:** Diversi—WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** You keep money in cupboard. You keep food in kitchen. I combine both. Smart investment.

**Mr. G:** You are a criminal!

**Mr. Rat:** No, Mr. G… I am an opportunist.

**Mr. G:** Give me what’s left!

**Mr. Rat:** Calm down. Let’s negotiate.

**Mr. G:** NEGOTIATE KE?!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. I return… 20%.

**Mr. G:** 😡 ONLY 20%?!

**Mr. Rat:** Okay 10%. Final offer.

**Mr. G:** You’re reducing it?!

**Mr. Rat:** Market conditions are not stable.

**Mr. G:** I will catch you today!

**Mr. Rat:** You said that yesterday.

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Mr. G quickly grabs a broom 🧹

**Mr. G:** Today you are finished!

**Mr. Rat:** Before you act… check your pot.

**Mr. G:** What pot??

**Mr. Rat:** The one on the stove.

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Mr. G slowly turns…

Opens the pot lid…

Inside—

More shredded money.

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**Mr. G:** 😭 MY MONEY IS EVERYWHERE!!

**Mr. Rat:** Exactly. You see now? You didn’t manage it… so I distributed it.

**Mr. G:** This is wickedness!

**Mr. Rat:** This is *financial reallocation.*

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Mr. G turns back—

The cupboard is empty.

The rat is gone.

Again.

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📱 *Phone buzzes.*

**Mr. Rat (text message):**
“Next lesson: Don’t store wealth where hunger lives. See you soon, Mr. G 🐀”

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Mr. G drops the phone slowly…

Looks around his house…

Then whispers:

**Mr. G:** This rat… is planning something bigger…

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😏 *TO BE CONTINUED…*

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If you want, I can turn this Episode 2 into **TikTok scenes + images + captions** so it becomes a full viral series 🔥

**Mr. G and the Rat 🐀📱**

📞 *Phone ringing at 2:13 AM…*

**Mr. G:** Hello? Who is disturbing my sleep at this ungodly hour?

**Mr. Rat:** Good evening, Mr. G. Hope you’re comfortable?

**Mr. G:** …Who is this?

**Mr. Rat:** It’s me. The rat in your cupboard.

**Mr. G:** *Which* cupboard??

**Mr. Rat:** The important one. The one with your *financial future* inside.

**Mr. G:** 😳 Wait—WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. I just called to inform you that I’m currently eating your money.

**Mr. G:** YOU ARE DOING WHAT?!

**Mr. Rat:** Relax now. Don’t shout. I’m chewing responsibly.

**Mr. G:** Leave my money alone! Are you mad?!

**Mr. Rat:** Ah-ah, Mr. G, calm down. First of all… this money is very dusty. Secondly… it has no flavor. Did you season it at all?

**Mr. G:** It’s MONEY, not jollof rice!!

**Mr. Rat:** Exactly my complaint. Zero spices. Very disappointing experience.

**Mr. G:** Stop eating it immediately!

**Mr. Rat:** I would… but I’ve already started. You know how commitment works.

**Mr. G:** 😤 I’m coming there right now!

**Mr. Rat:** Please come fast. This place is very dirty. Your money is just lying here like it has given up on life.

**Mr. G:** That is my SAVINGS!

**Mr. Rat:** Savings? My friend, this is not saving—this is abandonment.

**Mr. G:** Abandonment ke?! I kept it safe!

**Mr. Rat:** Safe for who? For me? Because I truly appreciate it.

**Mr. G:** 😡 Don’t touch anything again!

**Mr. Rat:** Too late. I just finished tasting one bundle… very chewy. Slightly emotional flavor.

**Mr. G:** Emotional?!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. It tastes like stress and “I will use it later.”

**Mr. G:** You are a useless rat!

**Mr. Rat:** And you are a careless banker.

**Mr. G:** Banker??!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. Bank of Cupboard. No interest. Only insects.

**Mr. G:** I swear if I reach there—

**Mr. Rat:** —you will pack the dirty. Exactly. That’s why I called you.

**Mr. G:** What dirty??

**Mr. Rat:** Your money is now half money, half crumbs. Congratulations.

**Mr. G:** 😭 My hard-earned cash!!

**Mr. Rat:** Don’t cry, Mr. G. Think of it as… *investment in wildlife feeding program.*

**Mr. G:** I will invest you inside trap!

**Mr. Rat:** Threats will not restore your funds.

**Mr. G:** I’m opening that cupboard now!

**Mr. Rat:** Please knock first. I’m still dining.

**Mr. G:** *opens cupboard violently*

**Mr. Rat:** Ah! You’ve arrived. Welcome.

**Mr. G:** 😱 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

**Mr. Rat:** Presentation is everything. As you can see—scattered notes, artistic tearing, modern destruction style.

**Mr. G:** My money is in pieces!!

**Mr. Rat:** Yes. Limited edition.

**Mr. G:** Why would you do this?!

**Mr. Rat:** Because, Mr. G… money that stays in cupboard too long becomes *rat food.*

**Mr. G:** 😤 I hate this dream!

**Mr. Rat:** Dream? Who said anything about dream?

**Mr. G:** Wait… WHAT?

**Mr. Rat:** Anyway, I’m full now. Kindly pack your dirty.

**Mr. G:** You are not going anywhere!!

**Mr. Rat:** Watch me.

*🐀 scurries away*

**Mr. G:** COME BACK HERE!!

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😳 *Mr. G wakes up suddenly… sweating.*

He looks at his cupboard…

Slowly walks toward it…

Opens it gently…

Everything is normal.

He sighs in relief.

Then from inside—

**Mr. Rat (faint whisper):** Next time… use your money before I do.

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