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Annoying Question some Females Ask
And their Answer!!

1]. Are U a player?
*Yes CHELSEA FC wants TO sign me next season*
do dey expect U 2
say yes?

2]. why do U want my number ??
want to use it to burst balloon.

3]. Can U die 4 me?
My name is surely not Romeo

4]. My data will soon expire, what am i going to do?
return the phone to the seller and get a Nokia
3310

5]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothing funny will happen?
No, trust me we would just perform night vigil

6]. Hope U won't break my Heart?
If u don't put it at the edge of the table.

7]. Can U take me out?
sorry are U in prison?

8]. Pls come and pick me..
like say
she be beans.

9]. I think ave missed my period..
then ask the class captain for the next class!!!

10.] Can't you get a Car?
Shey your Papa get Car when him dey Higher Institution?