Immobile ACT

A female teacher was having a
problem with
Akpos in her class of 3rd grade.
Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th
grade, i’m
smarter than my sister & she’s in
the 4th grade’.
The M’am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his
complaints & took Akpos to the
Principal’s
office.
She explained everything to the
Principal who
decided 2 test Akpos with some
questions that a
4th grade pupil should know.
Principal: What’s 3 + 3?
Akpos: 6
Principal: 6 + 6?
Akpos: 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
questions &
Akpos got them right.
The Principal then asked M’am 2
send Akpos to
4th grade.
M’am decided to ask some more
questions &
the Principal agreed.
M’am: What does a cow have 4 of,
that I’ve only
2 of?
Akpos: Legs
M’am: What’s in your pants that you
have but I
don’t have?
Akpos: Pockets
M’am: What starts with a C & ends
with T, is
hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin
whitish
liquid?
Akpos: Coconut
M’am: What goes in hard & pink
then comes out
soft & sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really
wide, but b4 he
could stop the answer, the boy was
taking
charge.
Akpos: Bubble Gum
M’am: You stick your poles inside
me. You tie
me down to get me up, I get wet
before you do.
What am
I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M’am: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me
when u’re bored.
The best man always has me 1st n
what am I?
Akpos: Wedding Ring
M’am: I come in many sizes. When
I’m not well,
I drip. When u blow me, you feel
good?
Akpos: Nose
M’am: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I
come with a quiver
Akpos: Arrow
M’am: What starts with ‘F’ & ends
with a ‘K’ & if
you don’t get it, you have to use
your hand?
Akpos:Fork
M’am: What’s it that all men have,
it’s longer in
some men than others, the Pope
doesn’t use his
& a man gives it to his wife after
marriage?
Akpos: Surname
M’am: What part of the man has no
bone, but
has muscles with a lot of veins like
pumpin & is
responsible for making love?
Akpos: Heart
The principal heaved a sigh of relief
& told the
teacher, ‘Send Akpos 2 University, I
got the last
10 questions wrong myself!

A lady was in need of a house
boy, Papa Akpors had gotten fed
up of Akpors’ wahala that he
decided to offer up his son. The
lady said to Papa Akpors: I need
someone who will be obedient
and not pry into my business or
talk about whatever I do in my
house, I also need him to be
smart, does your son have these
qualities? Papa Akpors: Oh yea,
Akpors is a sharp boy, just test
him.
Then the lady said to Akpors,
“young man, how do i look?”
Akpors looked at her well and
replied: “you look like a
prostitute”. The lady turned to his
father and said “I can’t take such a
rude boy”. The father pleaded
with her to wait a little, he took
Akpors to the back of the house
and gave him 10 strokes of can,
then he said to him: “insult that
lady one more time and i will give
you 10 more strokes of the cane.
He took Akpors back to the lady
and said “please madam ask him
another question.
Lady: If i come home with a man,
who is he?
Akpors: Your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Akpors: Your husband and his
brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Akpors: Your husband, his brother
and your brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Akpors: (turns to his father) Papa,
abeg, bring your cane and give
me 20 more strokes, I already told
you, this woman is a PR******TE
oh!