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Life Growth 01/01/2021

Happy New year

May our Life take Growth this year IJN
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Life Growth 18/12/2020

Good morning Facebook.
I got a little story for you.
😷😷Not suitable for all readers.
If you are highly sensitive I suggest you skip this story/post.

THAT EARLY MORNING.

I was brushing my teeth this morning when I remembered an incident that happened to me in school.

One fateful Saturday morning, I totally forgot we had a 07:00am fixed lecture so I didn't wake up early to fetch water for toilet and to have my bath.

By the time I woke up, there was already much queue at the tap.

My roommate, Fred, had a full bucket of water but he wanted to go to the toilet with it.

I pleaded with him that when he's done defecating, he should just wash his bom bom and go, that I'd come and defecate then flush everything together with the one bucket of water.

It was the most smelling s**t I have ever seen in my entire life.

So my plan was to enter the toilet, brush my teeth, defecate and also have my bath with just that one bucket of water.

So while I was brushing, my toothbrush slipped from my hand and fell inside the toilet, on top Fred's s**tπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

It was my Oral-B toothbrush which I bought for N250.

I was actually done brushing my teeth but it was just remaining that white thing on my tongue for me to brush.

What did I do?

I dipped my hand inside Fred's s**t, removed my toothbrush, rinsed it and continued brushing my tongue.

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If it were you, what you have done ?

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Life Growth 17/12/2020

Big Breaking news:

SOME LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA, FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF, THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES &
GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT
OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WILL NOT EVEN MOVE".

Old story but just to tell you that, the same professors striking don't trust what they implant in their students.

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