SirChris

“Police: ‘You’re under arrest for selling pure water in hell.’
My rat: ‘So hell don join Nigeria now?’ 😭
Everybody in prison: 👁️👄👁️”
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"When life gives you lemons, sell water in hell with your best buddy! 🍶🔥 "

When your rat decides to bring his girlfriend home—stubborn love knows no bounds! ❤️🐀"

"When your rat gives you the ultimate backhanded compliment: 'You should clean the kitchen… and maybe even get married while you're at it!' 🐭💍 "