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Nigerian Marriage Starter Pack 😂😂
You marry a fine babe.
Two months later, she’s using your phone torch to look for salt at night and shouting:
“Who kept this pepper here?!”

You marry a handsome guy.
Three months later, he’s sitting with only singlet, watching football, and asking:
“Baby, what are we eating?”
As if food just appears by prophecy.

Marriage is when love turns to management.
You don’t leave because you love each other…
You stay because rent is due and generator is shared 😭

The Difference between when you are single and married

Single Life :
"I won't tolerate nonsense "
Married Life :
"So wish nonsense can we manage"