Future Daddy Excel

Yeah long but READ....

You see this situation eh, that is one of the reasons I am the way I am till now .(No maths this time, just story of my life) 😂

Library junction Independence layout Enugu when I lived and schooled in imt behind national library 2009... It broke and messed me up too but let me gist you Sha :

We were standing at the bustop waiting for bus, a black jeep with loud music, normal yahoo boy or IJGB vibes passed and stopped, started coming back slowly , the driver called my girl, my own girl o 😂

She walked to the car. They spoke briefly. Next thing, the girl turned back, walked to me she was standing with, hugged me small, like a farewell hug, and without any drama, no explanations , turned back and entered the jeep.

The car moved. Just like that 😢 Ahhhh, everywhere just blur 😂.

No shouting. No argument. No explanation.

Bro I stood there like NEPA just seized power inside my head, Hands folded, Eyes fixed on the road. Watching the car disappear like a bad dream. You know when Sabinus does that his "pho-to" signature. 😂

After some seconds, I walked up to some Vulcanizer guy there and and said,
“Sir… you see wetin just happen?”

He said, “Yes. I see am.”

I laughed, very painful laugh. Then i said,
“Na my girlfriend be that oh. 3 years relationship. Na me dey pay her rent in Shantal hostel imt. I wan marry this girl o bros, We no dey quarrel before o.”

He didn’t know what to say at that point.

As I talked to him , i opened up more and said i had caught her cheating before, twice actually, But i loved her, stayed solid, invested too much Money, time, emotion.

Then I continued , stupidly said I won’t allow another man win her from me that I need to hustle more to win her back 😂.
In his head, this guy get sense so? He held my shirt , kpọọ m tie and started choking life out of me, I almost started screaming when he said "ala ana apụ gị?" Maka nwanyị!?? I makwa ihe this boy"

At that point, I knew advice would be a waste of the hot eba and okra soup me and her had just eaten from Mama ebuka inside imt.

She came back Sha, told me it was her elder cousin bro and he forced her to enter the car , to whooze her left eye come hungry me but I no deh beat woman no matter the provocation, guy wey i see as e dey chyke you and you were even smiling 😂

As I buy my first MOB , mind still say make I find her go but I went to the mirror and told myself that I'm the stupidest person on earth if I ever try it 😂

......you know how many girls dey this world? Enugu alone not to talk of Ebonyi and awka or even asaba, I don touch African countries girls!? Randa, Ethiopians and South Africans(HIV free ones o 😂) or I don enter Columbia or Cuba? Or even touch Asian babes bu para lacha?😂

My lesson that day eh : When a man is fighting to keep someone who has already left emotionally, whatever he sees, let him take it like that.

Till today , nothing wey you wan tell me to love anyone in this life like that again, never 😂... I love you yes but no not like that again , no vex 😂

And the scary part is this :

There are many people living this same life quietly. Pretending everything is fine. Marrying and staying with people they already lost long before the wedding or relationships even started.

Then tomorrow, they will come online and become marriage experts.

This post is from Chris PEHN , a former simp turned Oringo kpokirikpo 😂

Ngwanu byeeee 😆

I opened my bank app confidently to send someone money and this is what I saw. Broke man wey no know say he broke 😂😂

How una take dey plan this Christmas?