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Yay, It's Friday,the begining of a weekend. . We're offering mtn #500 airtime, for anyone who knows which movie where these following speeches were said, and who said it.

(1)'...Vodka martini,Shaken, not Stirred'.
(2)'...Hasta la vista,Baby'.
(3)'...I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse'.
(4)'...My precious, they cursed us, they lied against us, Gollum'.
(5)'...I'm a telekinetic, i can shoot bullet through my hand'.
(6)'...My name is Khan,and i'm not a terrorist'.
(7)'...Expelliarmus; Avada Kedavra'.
(8)'...Who is this; i'm wol******; I heard you're an animal ;See who's talking'.
(9)'...How did you get into Asgard ;There're traitors in the house of Odin'.

Lets see how good you are, let's gooo........

LAUGH TYM!!!

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam,
rice, meat etc, into the
grave in line with
tradition.
A man asked why?
The Edo man smiled
&said, according to our tradition, the dead go on a long
journey & need all the food items they can
get".
The man dropped
N100,000 inside and
said, "when the food finish, buy more". Another man
dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase
it's not enough".
Akpos smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000,
dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a
change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw
when you reach dia
o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how
many robbers are out there and afterall we
are in a
cashless economy na!
Travel well o!"..... Good morning...

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said: For cutting the grass: $5.00 For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00 For going to the store for you: $ .50 Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25 Taking out the garbage: $1.00 For getting a good report card: $ 5.00 For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00 Total owed: $14.75 Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote: For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: No Charge For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: No Charge For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: No Charge Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is: No Charge. When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".

Comment with I LOVE YOU MUM, if you truly appreciate your mum's Suffering on you....