Kinguche comedy

[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: *Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age. Now you've exhausted all ur dating bundle😂😂😂*
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: *Some Ex will pass and ignore you like you haven't seen them naked before*.
*Na wa o, can't they greet their old customer?*
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: Dating a guy who doesn't play snooker is a blessing.That game teaches men how to focus on plenty holes using one stick!!

🙏🏾🙏🏾😂😂😂😂
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: You have not met a crazy person until you meet someone who says "LOL" in real life
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
[7/2, 12:10 PM] KING UCHE👑: *A h***y man is worse than a witch...*

Her: Hi my love, my father passed away.
*Him: Eish, I’m sorry about that, but are you still coming*
😂😂😂😂😂😂