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IβM NO LONGER A VIRGINβ* a little girl told her parentsππππ€............
The family was at the dining table. The little
10-year-old girl wasn't eating and had her
head bowed down with nose in her plateβ¦.
After a few moments, she said, βIβve
something to tell you peopleβ
Silence around the table with cold chill
running down the spin of both parents.
*βIβm no longer a virginβ,* and she begins to
cry.πππππ
A long silence again.
And then, the father angrily screamed at his
wife, βItβs your fault! Always dressed and made
up like a pr******te!
Do you think you are setting a good example
for your daughter? You see now? Thatβs how
problems arriveβ
The wife, in turn yelled at her husband:
βWhat about you? Are you setting a good
example? Wasting your salary on s***s who
sometimes even accompany you to your
doorstep! Are you setting a good example for
your 10-year-old daughter?β
The father continued
βAnd her elder sister, that good-for-nothing,
With her rasta man of a boyfriend, Who is
always found with her in all the hotels. Do you
believe she is setting a good example for her
younger sister?β
And the recriminations went on and on and onβ¦.
The grandmother touches the shoulder of the
little grand daughter to console her And asks
her :
βWell, my little girl, how did it happen?β
And the little girl replies while stifling her
sobs:
"Its our sunday school teacher"
The grandmother asked:
βWhat do you mean, by ''it is your Sunday school teacher π©βπ«?
The little girl said:
"He chose another girl to be Virgin Mary in the CRK play instead of meππππππππππ
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