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Conquer is a houseboy who drinks his boss’s wine and then adds water to cover it up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy Pastis (a French drink that changes colour if water is added).

As usual, Conquer drank the Pastis and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the drink changed colour. When the boss came home and noticed the colour change, he told his wife about it.

Conquer knew he was in trouble, so he decided to stay in the kitchen.

The boss shouted, “Conquer!!!”

Conquer answered, “Yes, sir!”

Boss: “Who drank the Pastis?”
Conquer didn’t respond.

The boss asked again—still no answer. Then he went to the kitchen to confront him.

“Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said ‘Yes, sir,’ but when I asked you a question, you didn’t answer!”

Conquer replied, “Hmm, Oga, when you’re in the kitchen, you don’t hear anything except your name.”

“Let’s try it,” the boss said. “Go to the bar and stand beside madam while I stay in the kitchen. Then call me and ask me any question.”

Conquer shouted, “Boss!”

Boss answered, “Yes!”

Conquer asked, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam isn’t around?”

The boss didn’t answer.

Conquer asked again. The boss kept quiet.

The boss then came out of the kitchen shouting, “Wonders shall never end! Conquer, it’s true—when one is in the kitchen, one doesn’t hear anything except one’s name!”

The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s a lie!”

Without arguing, Conquer asked if she would like to enter the kitchen to be tested, and she agreed.

Conquer called, “Madam!”

Madam answered, “Yes!”

Conquer asked, “Who is Junior’s biological father—me or the boss?”

Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be checked! I can’t hear anything!” 😂😃

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