Seno'x

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1. If thunder decides to strike ladies having two or more boyfriends🙆🙆...I pity the girl reading this post 😂😂😂
I com in peace 🏃🏃🏃😂😂

2. karma is not real, better do your own back!🤧🤧
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3. Because I no get money ..... we take picture together, u con use laughing emoji cover my face🤧🤧
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4. Who's an unlucky person??
An unlucky person is someone who's born on 29th February... your birthday comes like world cup🙆🙆😂😂😂😹😹😹

5. Most females I know are either adding B***s or Ass nowadays but there's my ex ...... Adding nothing but FOREHEAD🤧🤧

6. Marrying a slim flat girl comes with advantages.... I mean, u don't need to buy TABLE and IRONING BOARD again😒😒
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7. Don't be a boring daughter😏
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Sometimes go and stand in front of your dad and twerk 🏃🏃😂😂

8. Be careful with ladies with ring on their nose instead of hands...they're smelling peoples marriages 🏃😹😹😑

9. A girl who's data bundle and house rent is about to expire is more friendly than a politician looking for vote😅😅
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10. "My boyfriend's duty is to love me, & not settling my bills"
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Ladies, repeat after me🙄🙄🙄🙄

11. You see that tiny feeling you have when your boyfriend or man is touching you.🙄That's your sense leaving your body🙆🏻🙆🏻😹😹😹

12. Fire entered your house and you're shouting "Holy Ghost Fire." 🙆
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Are you m@d?🙄🤨🤨🤨

13. This morning my friend tweeted me and said " how far bro, shey I go see iPhone 13 pro buy for 150k? "
& I replied " yeah! Depend on the gun wey you carry. "💔
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14. Bro
Next time clean it very well b4 you slide it in🍆
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No Cum spoil my DVD player. 🙄
🙄🙄 what were you thinking 🙄🙄🙄
15.. .Not all couple had S*x on their wedding night some of them spend time arguing about how the food and drink disappeared🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣

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