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I saw customers lining up for a certain vendor’s tomatoes simply because of how he displayed his tomatoes and how he welcomed them.

Meet this self-proclaimed pastor who opened a church as a business.
Since he’s self-called, he would listen to sermons from other pastors online on Saturday nights, cram them overnight as if he were studying for an exam.
He’d stay up till 3 a.m., furiously taking notes, mumbling lines under his breath, practicing hand gestures in the mirror
Come Sunday, he’d deliver the message word-for-word, to a T — same tempo, same rhythm, same dramatic “Hallelujah!” vigor. The man didn’t just copy the sermon; he pirated it with extra bass boost.

And since God’s word is living and active no matter who is relaying the message, and is capable of penetrating the deepest parts of human nature,
congregants would be moved and give generously.
Today, this pastor walked into an empty church as the faithful realized he was living a double life.

It’s extremely hard for pure kienyeji (indigenous) hens to achieve the market live weight of more than 1.5 kg that most consumers and resellers demand…but c***s do.
I met a farmer who has been able to achieve this weight with his birds, and his stock is always in high demand.
His parent stock consists of pure indigenous hens with relatively small bodies, while the c***s are crossbreeds of pure indigenous chickens and F6 Kuroilers. The result is a chicken that is disease-resistant, reaches 1.6 kg in six months, and still retains the distinct indigenous chicken taste when cooked, since the birds are free-ranged.

After shaving their eyebrows and replacing them with ones drawn using eyebrow pencils, and covering their nails with fake ones, some ladies are now considering cutting off their ears and replacing them with drawn versions—possibly using an “ear pencil.