Moki Samh

Adui alikuwa Arsenal lakini naona ashatuweza🤣😂 WitBiker Nairobi – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

Orphans watching you celebrate mother's day 😭😌

🤣🤣Ushawahi ingia choo za kanjo kweli🤗. Yani unajipta unacheka badala ya kushughulikia haja😃. Ukiface ukuta unasoma maandishi ya kiajabu k**a😎:
1. Umerudi tena?😇 Wah, si unapenda kukunia😅😅.
2.Unafunga mlango nan amekuambia anataka kuiba mavi yako☺.
3. Wewe endelea tu kukunia tu watu wengine wakitafuta pesa uko nje🤔🤔.
4. Unakunjia nani sura? Nani alikuambia kula githeri inakaa kokoto lunch🙂.
5. Aiii! 🤕Ata wew umezidi, kwani huchokangi kukunia.
6. Ungetia bidii hivyo ukiwa shuleni si ungekuwa mbali aki😑.
7. Na si unajua kupima 90° ndani😕, ungefanya hivyo hesabu kwa shule ungekuwa unatembea na gari sai.
8. Kwani unaenda na mboga kwa choo ama hiyo majani ni ya nini chooni?😄😂😂🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃💔

Who was the Author of this book titled 'Kigogo'?

‎Aliniambia hajawahi ona mountain so mi nikamlima.🤣
‎Ukifanya kazi ya vioo Huwa unajiona sana😂
‎Kama kwa wameru ni CAR MORE, kwa wakamba ni KEY NO.,Kwa waluhya ni?
‎Ukikaa sana bila kukojoa ndivo utakaa sana ukikojoa?🤣🤣
‎Mtu mwenye amesimama mbele Yako, ndiye amesimama mbali sana na wewe kutoka nyuma🤭😲🤣
‎Ukitupa k**awe kwa lake, wewe ndo utakuwa mtu wa mwisho kuguza hako k**awe mpaka mwisho wa Dunia.😏😉😜

Follow page...to be continued....

😭😭😭💔One day There will be a tent ⛺ at home full of church members,😔💔 Pastor opening bibles📖💔, Opening Verses

💔😔😭The night will be long, People will be singing 😭🤞😔💔...The next day they will bring the coffin to the tent😔💔I will be inside, quiet and not feeling any pain 💔🙅My family and friends will be forced to see me for the last time 😔🤞⚰️

My sisters and brothers will be crying 😭. My friends will also be Crying 😭 Relatives will give them water to drink... Neighbours will be talking about how Sweet, kind, Caring and Respectful I was⚰️💔😔My friends will be talking about the things We did💔😔⚰️..The plans We Had😔💔

I will be taken to the Graveyard ⚰️😔..The pastor will read the Bible 😔📖 Again Then say"Ashes to Ashes,dust to dust"By that time they will be singing...
Mmmmmmhmm..mhhhhmmmm.😔⚰️The coffin will be going down slowly ⚰️💔

Those I used to make jokes with will never hear my voice again 😔💔⚰️🤞
Will never laugh at my jokes again 😔💔 Those I used to text with will never receive my messages again 😭💔🙅 Those I used to Love will never feel my Love Again 😭🤞💔. My time on earth will have ended and i will never come back again😭😭

Let's celebrate each other now when we are still alive even before we rest in peace🙏🙏🙏🙏

Dear reader💞💞
I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺

Wamesema hizi ndizo za safari ya Singapore hata k**a bei ya mafuta iko juu. Pin namba zote😂🤣

Haijaisha bado. Hio beef bado inaendelea, Sikuogopi🤣

Sikatai jana ulinipiga lakini leo nmekutumia Ankooo💔

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