Merianprince012

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My wife aneshinda akicomplain🍆🍆👈 Machine yangu ni ndogo Sana Kila siku Jana nliamua kwenda kwa mganga ndio 🍆🍆 machine iwe kubwa nilime bibi yangu mbaka aitane🙈🙈🙈nlipofika kule kwa mganga nkatengenezewa mambo halafu mganga akanishow nkirudi home any animal ntapatana naye njiani 🤤 niseme tu NATAKA KUWA NA CHUMA K**A YAKO😏😏😏 nlipokuwa naenda home nkaona kuku mimi nkanyamaza kidogo kidogo kaa sijaenda mbali nkaona mbuzi😥 nkanyamaza ckusema chochote🤠🤠🤠 Halafu mwishowe nkapatana na punda nkafurahi sana na nkasema kwa sauti NATAKA KUWA NA CHUMA K**A YAKO 🤔🤔🤔halafu nkaenda nyumbani na furaha Sana nkahug bibi yangu nkampea mamunju halafu nkambeba mbaka kwa kitanda nikijua lazima leo nilime mtu mbaka kitu inuke omena baridi😋😋😋😋 kwenda kutoa nguo wueeeeeee. Wacha nilie kwanza ‼️⁉️‼️⁉️ kumbe punda nilipatana nae kwa njia ilikuwa ya kike😂😂🤣😂😂

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Back in high school, i was very poor in maths during exams nilikuwa napata kati ya 4%na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maark's to the highest marks,, so nilikuwa wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa🤨 alafu napokea viboko kadha 🙁
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called 🤜🤛,,, so mwalimu anaendelea 30% 40% 50% 60% 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu Kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza "humepitaje huu mtihani?"😝,nikasmile nikasema "Ni mungu tu " by the time alifika 80% I was already grinding in excitement . Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia 🙏,, class mzima walishanga na kuniangalia 👀,,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema
"One idiot did not write his name and scored 0% I just fainted😂😂😂

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