Henry Wesonga

You fought Your Fight well and Now you've rested, may you be received by the Angels of God. Rest in Peace 🕊🕊 Dad
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My boss thinks I'm stupid. He sent me to buy 2kg of sugar yesterday but I found only 1kg at the shop so I didn't buy. When I came back he was pi**ed off saying I should have used my brain and buy two 1kgs to make 2kg of sugar, I kept quiet,
Today he sent me to buy size 6 of shoes and there was no size 6 but only size 3. So this time I used my brain and bought 2 pair's of size 3 shoes to make size 6. He told me to wait outside the office I saw him writing I think it's a promotion letter who knows!! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Goodnight 🌙 🌃 🌉
Arsenal

LAKINI LIFE NA MABESHTE NI TRICKY SAANA 😂😂
Huckii leo nilitembelewa na wageni kwangu Asubuhi. Nikaita wife Yvonne Kago 👰 nikamwambia apike chai☕🫖 wageni wakunywe lakini nae akaniita akaniambia " Babe unajua sukari iliisha wakati nilipika chai asubuhi 🤦🏿‍♀️ alafu kuendea kwa duka itakuwa kuwachelewesha wageni na labda wanaenda shughuli zao🤔🤔🤔 nikamwambia "wewe pika chai bila sukari lakini ikue na maziwa mingi alafu hio maneno ingine uniachie"🙂 tukiwa tunangoja chai nikawaambia " Si leo mmoja wetu ajitolee atupeleke lunch"🙃🤔 wakasema nicheze game na mwenye ataanguka ndie atatupeleka lunch🍛🍲🍜 nikawaambia "Ngojeni chai iive alafu nilete kikombe MOJA ikiwa haina sukari lafu mwenye atachagua hio kikombe haina sukari ndiye atatununulia lunch"💔😂 wakasema ni sawa😹😹😹 sasa chai ililetwa wakakunywa na hukuna mwenye alikubali ati chai yake haina sukari😃😃😃 ujanja wangu ukafaulu tukakunywa chai bila sukari na hawakujua ni nani 😅😅

Goodnight my good people
Arsenal
Joel Sim Simiyu
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Augustine Wesonga

Komufu is a house boy who drinks his Boss's wine with impunity and then adds water to cover his tracks.

His Boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like Dettol).

Unaware of this, Komufu, drank from the wine as usual and topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, the pasties became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When the Boss came back and saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed along.

Komufu knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. Komufu!, he called from the sitting room, he answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Komufu: No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I called, you answered "Yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "Komufu retorted, "Hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen; and then, you ask me a question" Komufu accepted.

When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, Komufu" Boss answers. Komufu then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer.

The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into the maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Komufu, It is true ooh, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." The wife now very angry, interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie!

Without argument." Komufu asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen to be tested. She agreed. Komufu asks Madam, "Who's Junior's biological father? Me or the Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs to be renovated...

One word for Komufu©️

The kitchen needs to be renovated 😂🤣
Stephen Mukangai


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