Lukoye caleb

" A thief who repents will make the Best watchman every

WHY MEN REPLACE WIVES WITH THE MAID.

( NOT ALL MEN)

Most women become very lazy immediately after the wedding.

Some can't even brush their teeth before bed time.

they sleep with a belted jeans with a t-shirt gifted from a politicians,writen on "Ruto tano tena" or "Senyenge ni ng'ombe"

Spreading the bed becomes an issue.

nguo zimetapakaa bedroom inakaa kikomba.

They take marriage as an achievement and a place of rest.

not knowing that WORK has BEGAN

Marriage is HARD WORK....it's not for the feint hearted
Marriage isn’t for everyone.

The soft spoken girl called 'Auntie', wakes up early each morning prepare the husband to work.

akikosa socks anauliza maid." Niletee maji ya kubrush"

while the wife is half death on bed

S*x can't keep a man.

The maid remains awake long hours at night waiting for him from a business trip.

Aunty opens the gate and welcomes him with a smile.
she serves him silently but sometimes forced to ask him "nikuletee chuvi"

while the wife pretends to be so tired.

Men hate women who are always complaining,never active in the house,mood swing s full of bad attitude

He married for companion.

He needs someone to talk to, when he arrives home.

Someone to encourage him after along tiresome day.
Someone to pray for him and welcomes him with sweet words " beib umechoka sana " utakunya chai "utaoga"

The wife is creating an avenue where this man interacts more with the maid.

They are slowly bonding.

The man finds it easy to ask the maid about most of the things in the house.

the wife is moodless and always wants to talk about what her mother said." "Mamangu alisema niende weekend"

Auntie know what the children love most.

The way to a man's heart is through the stomach.

During weekends Auntie prepares those soft chapatis with a very nice stew while the wife is just busy on her phone.

only to say " chapo za Auntie ni tamu"

Maid handles the children well than mama who becomes irritated after spending just an hour with them