Cat diary

MarChToBeR 9073rd
DeAR inTeRnEt dIarY
EvIdEnCe nAnA SLaVe iS mY oNLy fAvOrItE pErSoN. M0m sLaVe dOeS nOt uSe pURsES sHe jUsT hAs a bAg t0 tHroW hEr wOrK stUfF iN tHaT I'vE fAlLeN iNto mUltIpLe tImES aNd cHeWeD oN hEr pHonE cHaRgEr. MOm SLaVe TrIEd t0 cAlL a tRuCe tOdAy aNd fEd mE mY fAvOriTe rOaStED cHiCkeN. My fAvOriTe cHiCkEN I ObVIoUsLy aTe iT tHen vIoLenTlY aTtAcKeD hEr aNklE, mAdE hEr bLeeD

FEbUBaRi 5608th
DEaR inTerNeT dIarY
YEstErDaY wAs a VeRy gO0d dAy I gOt sTeAk f0R dInNeR MOm SLaVe cUt iT iNt0 tInY pIeCes aNd I lIcKeD hEr fInGerS cLeAn. PaPA SLaVe g0t mE a nEw lItTeR bOx t0 tRy tO sToP mE fRoM fLinGiNg My p0O oUt. I mUsT fIgUrE oUt hOw t0 sTiLl dO iT sO mOM sLaVe cAn sTiLl sTeP In iT aT 130 iN tHe mOrNiNg wHiLe sHe gEts rEaDy fOr wOrK. My fAvOriTe SLaVe iS SiCk aNd MOm SLaVe wOnT tAkE mE tO seE hEr sAyS tHeY wOnT aLlOw mE In bEcAuSe I Am nOt a SeRvIce pEt lIkE My sTOopID bRoThEr. NeEd tO eSciLaTe mY wOrLd dOmInaTiOn pLaNs sO I CaN sTAlK nAnA eVerYwHeRe

DeCemBmAr 79473738
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
I dOnT aLwaYs tRy t0 stEaL m0M sLaVeS cErEal hAhA yEs I Do sHe thOugHt sHe oUt SmaRtEd mE bY gIvIng mE mY oWn bOWl oF M00 JuicE. I aTe tHaT sOOOO fAsT aNd wEnT aFtEr hErS

DeCemBmAr 679y65th
DeAr inTERneT dIarY
OnCe aGaIn tHe oUtsIdE is iNsiDe. I eNjoY tHe bRiGhT coLors, I eAt tHe trEe aNd lIkE t0 tHroW iT uP. M0m sLaVe tRiEd tO LuRe mE oUt oF MY hIdEY hOLE wItH nIp nIp I DiDNt wAnT IT aNd mAdE a Fo0l oUt oF hEr. I gOt eMpTy boXeS aNd wHipPy fRoM sAnTa