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I just wanted you to know that I showed up in your life because the universe decided you deserved the best..
And here the fck I am. 🤣
Just to be clear, I am that loyal friend who would take bullet for you. But I'm probably also the reason we're getting shot at.🤣🤣
06/03/2026
When you finally make it to the middle class but inflation get's so high that it pushes you back to the lower class again 🥲
I wanna fall in love but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry and Sunday is mental prep for Monday.
What should I do?
People are going through a lot in this country. I was in a bus and someone scratched my head thinking it was her own.
Me at my wedding giving side-eye to my family after they said noone would marry me with that attitude.
Wife: Look at that drunk guy.
Husband: Who is he?
Wife : 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him.
Husband : Oh my God ! He's still celebrating.
Him: What's your body count.
Me: For what?
Him : People you've slept with.
Me: Oh! I thought you saw the basement.
06/02/2026
12 year old me at 2 am after Mom beat me, imagining running away from home and returning as a successful person. 🥲🤣
Principal : Your child has been causing problems in school.
Me: My child has been causing problems at home also. Did I ever call you?
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