Socrates - Philosopher

I got a job at a local food server named 'McDonalds', but I was fired shortly after for making the employees, manager, and customers 'feel stupid'. Sorry if I couldn't find any philosophies of yours that I agreed with.

One of my students, Plato, gave my what he called the 'tell-a-vision'. I don't get it. What do I tell it?

I went to a market that somebody put inside a building, and entitled it 'Walmart'. I must admit, it was... interesting. Disturbing beyond all belief, but interesting nonetheless.

Somebody pointed me to this 'Facebook' thing recently. I must say, I'm rather disturbed by the things people put on this 'site'.