Magic

10.08.2003 - 28.11.2019

Thank you for all your love x

Friends, I am pleased to announce that after half a year of blindness, my cataracts have been removed and I am back open for business. M x

There's been a new arrival. I had expected him to be an attention-seeking little bastard but he's actually quite sweet. Name to be decided. Current options: Lucifer, Mushrooms, and Vivaldi — thoughts?

Very upsetting news for my fans: my humans have cruelly decided to replace me - I'm only 13! The bastards have only gone and got a new, younger model of me. This time he's red. Introducing...Lucifer

It's taken much deliberation, but after months of following this hotly contested GOP nomination season, I have decided to endorse Donald J. Trump. I know this may come as a surprise to many of my fans, but you have to realise that Donald is the only one who can help us break the shackles of cultural Marxism, Mexlamic extremism, and of course political correctness. Let's make America great again!

Hell hath no fury like a poodle deprived of Dostoyevsky. M x

King of the Bi***es

big up Zach and Gosia

Just totally got caught looking at bi***es online...awkward. What can I say, I just love the white meat?

Apparently it's , so here's a selfie of me being a fu***ng little cutie pie for all my fans. I'M LIKE A REALLY SWEET DOG. If there were like a puppy equivalent of peadophiles

So it's my 12th birthday today. My humans gave me a steakcake to celebrate. Cute. Party down Camberwell flyover. Man's got a seventy-one grams of Molly, some bitchez, and BBK. All da squad gonna be there. It's gonna be mahusive.