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😂😂 INTERESTING JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜

2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that søld agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. 🙆🙆🙆

3. Girls with absent father give the best head because their family never had one !!! 🤷😋🤷

4. One thing I hate about Facebook is that, a girl will post " I wanna slëêp nākēd on my bed, who wants to jøin me?". sharp sharp you will see 8,458 likes and 15,450 comments.

But someone will post " let us use ten minutes to thank God, for keeping us alive", then you will be seeing 18 likes and 20 comments.

There is God ooo. 😂😂😂😂

5. Nigerian girls and their makeup shaa. You can even tøast one girl twice in a day, without knowing. I'm talking from experience. 😔😂😂

6. Jealousy is when you see two goats having s£× and you decided to separate them🤣 please what is the colour of your problem 🤷🏽‍

7. Can you imagine a girl who has dīabetes who still have a sugar daddy my question is do you want to dīe 😅😀

8. Some girls are very poor in romance, you will hīt her with a pillow then Boom! She is chasing you with a knīfe 🔪

9.I think I know everything in biology until one girl told me aquatic animal is from Akwaibom. I just locked my door and criēd for 2 hours 🙆🏽‍

10.Nepa in Nigeria doing promo be like pay your bills for complete three months and stand a chance to win a Generator 🤣😆😁

11. To those who swallow rice but chew eba my question is what is actually your aim in life 😩😩

12. Even if you skip my posts, I won't give up... No be today I dey write homework, submit and teacher no mark am ...😜😜😜🤷🤷🤷 24th December is my birthday

😂 TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA 😹🤭

1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam. 😯

2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.😅

3. “I love you more than I love my wïfe” - Sçam 🙄😂

4. “Poliçe is your friend” - Sçam. 😒

5. “The youths are the future leaders” - Sçam. 🙄

6. “Airtel Data bundles” - Sçam. 😒

7. “Your vote counts” - Sçam. 😂

8. “Send me möney to visit you” - Sçam. 😒😂

9. “I have a boyfrïend but it’s cōmpliçated” - Double Sçam. 😂😂

10. “This is not a Sçam” - Sçam. 🙄😂

11. “Our school is the best” - Sçam. 😒😂

12. “Come over I want to show you
something” - Sçam. 😒😂😂

13. “Oh, he’s just a childhood friend” - Sçam oo. 🙄😂😂

14. “He’s like a brother to me” - Outstanding Sçam. 😂😂

15. “I’m with the boys” - Sçam 😒😂

15. “I promise I won’t tell anyone” - Sçam. 😕

16. “I saw you in my dreāms giving you a ring” - Pure Sçam. 😳😂

18. Babe: Let’s do a video call... 😇
Guy: Sørry my network is bäd, my battêry is lôw, my room is dårk - Chief Sçam 🙆‍♀️😂😂

19. “This year I see you buying a car” - Sp!ritüal Sçam 😒😂

20. “Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” - 5G Sçam. 😂😂

21. “Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife?” -Scämmest Sçam of them all. 😂😂

Bonus Sçam!!!

22. “I have never loved someone like this before” - Greatest Sçam. 😳😂😂

🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

Drop the one you know

Keep skipping my post without liking or commenting, That's how they will skip you with food 🍲at the next wedding you will attend 🙄

✍️🤣🤣🤣🤣•~~I KEPT QUIET

👩She knocked✊ the door, I kept quiet.🤐

👩She pushed the door🚪and came in,I kept quiet🤐

👩She came inside the room🏡, yet I kept quiet.🤐

👩She came🚶‍♀️ and sat next to me on my bed, I kept quiet.🤐

👩She smiled😁 at me, still I kept quiet🤐

👩She romanced❤️me and I remained quiet🤐

👩She undressed👙 herself,I kept quiet🤐

👩She removed my shirt👕, i kept quiet🤐

👩She kissed😘 me deeply, i kept quiet🤐

👩She removed my trouser👖 and boxers, i still kept quiet🤐

👩She climbed🛌 me, i remained quiet .🤐

👩She started riding🍆 me slowly and softly, i kept quiet🤐

👩She continued 🍆🍑with the practice, i kept quiet.🤐

After all she dressed👗👙 up and went away, i kept quiet.🤐

🙄Now she's👩 here telling me that she's 🗣️"pregnant"

What should I do? 😒🙄

Please remember me the song please😂😂🤔😂😁😀

Laught with me

1. So this beautiful girl🧛 in my street will not come out today that I'm wearing fine clothes🤵, its when I want to go and buy bread 🍞 she will appear like êvil spirit🤣🤣

2. I've never seen a cute Mathematics male teacher before, they all look like Quadratic equations.🤣

3. This Nigerian movie I'm watching now, one girl 🧛went to babalowo to make his ex boyfriend👦 run mãd, only to find out that the native doctor was the boy's father👴...
Lemme not tell you what happened next😜
I'll tell you in the next episode🚶

4. A lady who closes her eyes during sêx is not doing dat cos of shyness, but feels gūilty looking at different faces all d time🤣

5. Message from my babe🧛:🤷
Case closed 😅

6. I met my Ex in town while I was with my new girlfriend and she texted me like "370HSSV 0773H" I didn't understand until I turned my phone upside down......😂

7. When a girl introduce her boyfriend to her friends

White Girls: Wow he is so cute.

Black Girls: Tell him we are hungry.
🤣

8. Just checked my Facebook and I saw 205 friend request and they are all pastors. Please did anybody booked me for deliverance?😢

9. They should reduce the relationship anniversary to one week, one year is too long Some of us don't make it that far.😌

10. We didn't even listen to Amaka side of the story!!
We just agreed that she disappointed 2face😂

11. Being single for too long is not good o....now have forgotten how to spell relassionsheep..🙆😅

12. If I didn't make you laugh🙄, I understand, you fãiled your Test, I wasn't expecting you to laugh. If you laughed and didn't react, I understand you peeped the post through somebody's phone, you don't have a phone. If you laughed and didn't comment, I understand... you're not good in spêlling, you don't want to embaårrass yourself... But one thing I do understand for sure is that you're going to follow up my profile.
I am very very understanding😂

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