Crown Lock and Key

You are likely correct - to accuse a Locksmith of having a little attitude when we arrive to 'save the day'. We have also been compared to magicians - because there is some mystery behind the ability to manipulate a lock.
I haven't yet met a fellow 'Smith who doesn't love what they do! And when I arrive to open your (car, house, safe, etc) - I feel like:

Things I see: if ya look close ya can see the redneck installer used a drill bit to cut the slot! Tsk Tsk